Eidetic Geometry

(smoothbrainedly)

“Thousands of people die each year as an indirect result of daylight savings time.“ Yeah, bad guys, because I have an extra hour to do vigilante justice

Just asked some kids why 6 was afraid of 7, had them rolling before I even said the punchline. Dad’s still got it 😏

So what. Hundreds of thousands of Bluesky users are showing signs of manic or psychotic crisis every week and there’s no issue.

She yum on my yuck until I… (weary sigh) I don’t know… bounce on it?

Thanks!

My Immortal has all those outfit descriptions because it was written for the stage

Can’t stop thinking about this ad for off-brand Zyn instructing the reader to Forget Everything You Know

Trying to explain to my dentist that there's 4 quadrants plus middles AND each one is front/back and no one can possibly keep track of all that, but getting so worked up that I break down and just cry into his shoulder again

What elements of hip hop culture do you think he isn’t well-versed in? Dance, rap, turntables… seems like he’s got it all

Mathematik Mathematik (born Lyndon Dash in Toronto, Ontario, Canada) is a Canadian rap recording artist, DJ, record producer, and lyricist. His stage name is more than just having to do with equations, it also i...

This reads like a @baybayfriend.bsky.social comic hip-hop-music.fandom.com/wiki/Mathema...

I'm going crazy. Where is this setting?

AI: can’t live with it, can’t live without it! 🤣

Many people on here have derangement and don’t realize it. Quite sad tbh

“I’ll listen to anything but weirdcore and hyperpop.” My son and the waiter both roll their eyes

Unfollow me if you wouldn’t die for Hunter Biden today, right now

(nodding) Shit really do be in lieu of some other shit these days

Locking in 8th place or so

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I’m precog but stupid so it’s basically a wash

When dogs wag their tails in their sleep they are dreaming about having smartphones

I pressed the button and it started reading some of y’all’s posts

They’re coming out with a new even sexier number that I’m being told makes 69 look completely puerile

Male cats are bisexual 

Yep, that was me. Sorry, I didn’t think it would get this out of hand

Yeah, the world is just heart#trending now

i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy

Trump sound bite “These days American gash doesn’t even feel that good anymore!”

I fuck with Hunter Biden
I fuck on Hunter Biden
I swag like Hunter Biden
I smoke like Hunter Biden

I look like Hunter Biden
My shit all Hunter Biden
I bang for Hunter Biden
I’d die for Hunter Biden