Cryptids of Asura

ffxi screenshot of a tarutaru named 'poopooman'

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Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring a bazaar with a Scroll of Holy and a Mackerel for sale for maximum gil. Together these read as "Holy Mackerel."

Holy mackerel!

Cryptid #???: Randylayhey
The shirtless lockstyle is a nice touch

Screenshot of Yell chat in Final Fantasy XI featuring a message stating "Bubbly Bernie title run Do you need it? need R25 Veteran tank, healer kitten, 2 Prime DPS, BRD" this is a reference to Bubble Bernie, a well-known low-level Notorious Monster and the idea that typical pick-up groups will have exceedingly high gear requirements for content that really doesn't need it.

Not a name just a funny shout

Screenshot of Final Fantasy XIV featuring a a player character Roegadyn standing next to a Loporrit named "Cruisingway" whose title appears to be "Starship" suggesting the NPC takes you to a starship, but it reads as if the Loporrit was the actual starship

☝️😀Um actually that is not a Starship that is a Loporrit

Cropped screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring a tarutaru named "Kefkaesque", a portmanteau of the word "Kafkaesque" and the name "Kefka" from Final Fantasy VI. The tarutaru is wearing a green poroggo robe and the archduke shield.

Cryptid #???: Kefkaesque

I'm only playing FFXI to add to my collection of funny names, introducing Dabbinwax

The "Always Has Been" meme template, showing a world with superimposed text that reads "SB spam, SMNburn/AFAC, solo 4-step, TPburn, ranged strat, Manaburn" with the center astronaut asking "Wait, it's all GEO, COR, BRD?" with the astronaut on the right stating "Always has been"

More like the GEO BRD COR strat

#ffxi_fanart

Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring an in-game search result featuring a character name "Trumpftw", or "Trump for the win"

This is not a political account so I'm sorry but god imagine naming your character after Trump. A step beyond putting trump cards up for sale in shops and declaring support in bazaar comments. This is what you've decided to brand your image with. Hope you get banned for RMTing MLs.

Screenshot from Final Fantasy XI featuring a character named "Glorp Slorpin" in Novice Network stating "the first rule of gun safety is to HAVE FUN"

No good names on Asura lately so have a crossover post from FFXIV novice network

Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring an inventory window with 2 different kinds of crystals, a dark one called "Swart Astral Detritus" and a light one called "Shard of Bravery"

Can't believe Final Fantasy got me collecting another crystal who could have seen it comin

ffxi char named Goodgirth

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Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring a tarutaru names "Autotranslate"

I didn't realize the autotranslate function was named after someone

Cropped screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring a blonde hume named "Taylorhaste". She is wearing a red crown, and the hume F gilet outfit.

Taylorhaste

impressive that this name is even allowed

Screenshot of Final Fantast XI featuring a tarutaru wearing the spriggan outfit named "Staunchonion"

What exactly IS a staunch onion?

Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI, featuring a tarutaru in Ru'Lude Gardens near the Auction House named "Pokemongo", a refence to the game "Pokemon Go". The tarutaru has blonde hair and level 1 tarutaru RSE.

Pokemon GO to the Auction House

Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring a tarutaru with green hair named "Cabbagechan", she is wearing an opo-opo crown and the novennial suit.

If the hair fits

Cabbagechan

Final Fantasy 11 tarutaru named "Jo momma" and Galka "Jo Daddy"

#FFXI

Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI, featuring a mithra names "Tresleches", a reference to the food "tres leches cake". The mithra is wearing the SCH hat and body with strappy sandal type shoes.

Man, this just makes me want actual tres leches

We need normal names around as well, otherwise weird names wouldn't be weird :)

A screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring a Mithra named "Onlyfangs", a portmanteau of "Onlyfans" and "fangs", referring to the character being a mithra and having fangs. The mithra is wearing the white and blue two-piece swimsuit set with a corsage in her hair.

Check out my spicy🌶️ site 👇

screenshot of Final Fantasy XI, featuring a tarutaru named "Hammoncheese", resembling the food "Ham and cheese", the tarutaru is wearing ebon attire set with a beret.

so hungry I could go for a

Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring a galka dragoon named "Thepoopsmith". He is wearing the drachen helm and hands with gleti's body and the prime spear.

Cryptid Entry #??
Thepoopsmith

The 2-panel "Homer Back Fat" meme template. In the first panel, an empty inventory is displayed with the text "Inventory problems aren't that bad in FFXI". The second panel displays numerous other inventories that are full plus a subscription to 5 additional mog wardrobes and 2 mule characters.

Just did a little tidying up is all.

Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI, featuring a hume wearing the adaman heavy armor named Bloodbag. Bloodbag is dead in Mhaura.

only ever seen this guy dead in town so I guess he's living up to his name.

Bloodbag.

A group of Final Fantasy 11 tarutaru named "Fedex man" and "Mailman"

#FFXI

Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring a mithra named "Guccishirt", the mithra is wearing red glasses and an orange t-shirt lockstyle.

Well, the name fits I suppose.

Guccishirt

Cropped panel of Chainsaw Man, featuring a character named Cosmo, uttering her only known phrase "Halloweeeen!". She is a zombie and as such her brain is exposed, one eye is falling out of her head and she is nude.

Whenever I see this guy afk in Mhaura it makes me think of Chainsaw Man.