Who's the better baby sitter? #deadlock
21.02.2026 18:16 β π 914 π 370 π¬ 9 π 1@ripfunkyboy.bsky.social
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Who's the better baby sitter? #deadlock
21.02.2026 18:16 β π 914 π 370 π¬ 9 π 1Yeah it turns out I just happened to make 3 typoed items in a row I thought it was just happening to all my items now π
22.02.2026 01:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Upon further looking it seems I just happened to make 3 misprinted items in a row and literally no others items I've made in the past are misprinted ones, weird odds. That's all for today's episode of useless autistic pattern recognition
22.02.2026 00:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI, showing the usual format name for the item "Pummeler's Lorica +4"
Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI, notably showing that the "+4" in "Pummeler's Calligae +4" is not printed in the stat window.
Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI, notably showing that the "+4" in "Spaekona's Gloves +4" is not printed in the stat window.
So I found something weird happening when I upgrade AF to +4 right now, all pieces I've upgraded since yesterday do not display the "+4" in the stat window but still shows in the item name in the list.
Image 1: AF I upgraded a few weeks ago
Image 2 and 3: pieces I upgraded yesterday and today
I wish it was easier to have a mutually consenting argument with a stranger over something entirely meaningless and pedantic. I need a friend with benefits but for arguing not a fuckbuddy a fightbuddy
15.02.2026 20:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0if youre thinking "Oh man i feel so alone for valentines day...", its important to sit back, relax, take a moment to breathe, look at the sky. don your armour, sharpen your blade, the final days are upon us. the fabric of the star has begun to fray, its lands rent by tooth and claw. past the far edg
14.02.2026 15:17 β π 980 π 431 π¬ 7 π 0ff11 cactuar because she thicc
12.02.2026 19:34 β π 9 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0For the people thinking about moving out of Discord, PlayOnline's chatrooms still work :)
12.02.2026 22:48 β π 25 π 15 π¬ 1 π 0man my surface pen has just decided to stop working I guess. Tried a few different replacement batteries and it only writes with the "eraser" part of the pen not the tip I'm so fucking confused
12.02.2026 22:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 02 new 18+ Stoat servers up:
Hellaverse Thing (Hellaverse Fandom): stt.gg/QSCMT6xg
FunkyTown (gaming/general): stt.gg/z9Mc0b37
Note: these servers are 18+ not because they're NSFW-oriented, but because I'd rather not hang out with children. Both servers still being worked on.
Any Discord refugees got any public Stoat/Root servers goin now?
11.02.2026 23:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sleeve for the vinyl record of Helluva Boss season 1 soundtrack, featuring noticeable creases and warping of the sleeve cardboard
Sleeve for the vinyl record of Helluva Boss season 1 soundtrack, featuring noticeable creases and warping of the sleeve cardboard
Sleeve for the vinyl record of Helluva Boss season 1 soundtrack, featuring noticeable creases and warping of the sleeve cardboard
Disappointing to see my vinyl HB soundtrack packed on top of shirts with no rigid support in a soft bag. The record seems fine but the sleeve is all kinds of crunched up, come on Hot Topic what are you doing
11.02.2026 21:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A SKELATON RIDDIN A SKELATEN HORSE NAD IT SAYS "COUNTRYS ARENT REAL BORDERS ARENT REAL "NOOO YOU HAVE TO STAY ON YOU'RE SIDE OF THE LINE" GROW UP!!!! AND THERE RIGHT TO SAY IT!!! NONE OFTHIS SHIT IS REAL THERE JUST DRAWN LINES ON A MAP LIKE A KID IN A DORM ROOM AND THEY SAY YOU CANT CROSS THE LINE ONTO MY SIDE OF DA ROOM , ITS SO BAD EVEN A "R.A" WILL AGREE AND THERE DUMB AS SHIT, THERE THE GUYS IN THE DORM WHO ARE ALSO STILL STUDENT'S BUT THEY GET PUT IN CHARGE OF DA OTHER STUDENT'S, ITS A GOOD LESSON TO LEARN THAT HAVING A SMALL AMOUNT OF POWER CORRUPTS MOST PEOPLE AND THEY START PUSHIN YOU AROUND, JUST LIKE A REGULAR COP THEY NEVER FIX ANY REAL PROBLEM'S BUT THERE GONNA HASSLE YOU IF THEY DONT LIKE HOW YOU LOOK , NOW IMAGINE A WHOLE ECONOMIC SYSTEM BUILT ON A HIERARCHY OF EXTREMELY PETIT KINGS WITH EXTREMLY SMALL AMOUNT'S OF POWER, A PYRAMID OF CAPITAL BASED ON THE VIBE OF A DRUNK DAD YELLIN AT THERE KID, WHO THEN HAS TO SUBLIMATE THERE PROBLEM BY YELLIN AT THE PERSON BELLOW THEM ON THE PYRAMID, AND THE WHOLE TIME EVERYONES SENDIN THEIR MONEY UP DA STEPS SO THEY CAN WATCH STREAMIG VIDEO AND YELL AT STRANGER'S ON LINE, WE MUST DESTROY CAPTALISM, WE MUST DESTROY ALL COMPUTER'S, WE MUST DESTROY DA PORTABLE TELEPHONE, AND ULTIMATELY WE MUST ASK DA QUESTION "WHY HAS EARTH ALLOWED HUMAN'S TO PROSPER WHEN WERE DA WORST OF WHATS ON THE DAMB PLANET" BUT WHO HAS ROOM TO TYPE THAT IN DA ALT TEXT ANY WAY, GIVE ME A SHOUT OUT IF YOUR READIN THIS, ONLY DA REAL HEAD'S KNOW WHATS UP IN THIS SECTION , I THINK I TYPED DA WORDS FROM DA IMAGE AND RUNNING OUT OF ROOM SO SEE YA - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
GROW UP - dashare.zone ADMIN
12.08.2025 21:45 β π 1853 π 658 π¬ 0 π 14very cool that paypal and my bank have decided that I will not be able to view transactions further back than 3 years so I am not going to be able to recover my 2FA-protected humble bundle account for which I last bought something over 3 years ago and need a transaction ID to get it back
10.02.2026 20:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This just in: NY now twice as gay
10.02.2026 19:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0this was funnier in my head
20.11.2024 04:23 β π 13003 π 4669 π¬ 63 π 45Tons of stuff on the internet gets flagged as NSFW for simply being LGBTQ even if that's not the intent of this specific new "age assurance" it is going to catch it in the crossfire like everywhere else does.
10.02.2026 07:28 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I'm officially a refugee on Root for now @/FunkyBoy while I mess around setting up my IRC server π
been tired of Discord a long time and I'm not giving face scans and ID to yet another AI company
idk they raise a good point
09.02.2026 18:55 β π 6588 π 2188 π¬ 19 π 10unbanning biorhythm in commander might be the push to get me back in. It's time to punish the people who spam board wipes and make games 5 hours long. Long overdue in the current commander meta
09.02.2026 20:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What's crazy about Discord's new "age assurance" vendor is I'm pretty sure when I was in elementary school there was a service called K-ID that fingerprinted all the kids at the school, gave the fingerprints to police databses and gave all the kids a photo ID that also had the fingerprint on it too
09.02.2026 19:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I just did a few mins ago, was already on the fence about looking for alternatives and this was the final push
09.02.2026 18:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring a bazaar with a Scroll of Holy and a Mackerel for sale for maximum gil. Together these read as "Holy Mackerel."
Holy mackerel!
08.02.2026 16:07 β π 15 π 9 π¬ 0 π 0Women want them. Fish fear them
08.02.2026 04:32 β π 22 π 10 π¬ 0 π 0Steam and Valve are not perfect companies, obv the steam store has games with AI-generated stuff which I don't love, but, it's better than AI-generated content being the forefront of the platform
04.02.2026 19:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I gotta say I appreciate Steam/Valve a little more now considering it could have been so easy for them to add some little AI chatbot into the Steam client to annoy us into buying games or whatever but they didn't and that's why they're still the best gaming platform around.
04.02.2026 19:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Crazy that my mule got Hoxne Ampulla from SP Gobbie key, most valuable item from gobbie box/trove ever
02.02.2026 22:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Cryptid #???: Randylayhey
The shirtless lockstyle is a nice touch
Me: If I post any NSFW art I might lose job opportunities or even have my payment methods or bank accounts frozen
Every third dude in politics and tech: Hello Mister Pedophile may I request passage to Nubile Redhead Beach it seemed ever so interesting. Best Regards
Jeffrey Epstein: yea h / .,