Meat

slinging cock rn (playing badminton)

Boner Simpson

Diagnosed autistic and I don't get it

I have two on mine. Before recently they didn't even show it on the list so you could remove it, it added to the list number but you straight up couldn't see it

Grayfruit

I HATE careers day, my TWO MOMS (lesbians) draw VORE ART and the INFLATION kids mock me on the playground saying "our moms don't have to draw anyone getting eaten to get someone big" and say "go vore girl go!" I'M SICK OF IT

Call of the void

Perhaps it was?

The spell... was not a success.

PURGE! Magic spell.

Tasted like carrots.

I remember my first time. I am of course referring to eating carrots. Heh, I bet you were thinking of something naughty. No, just carrots.

Whoa...

Well. I hit fifty posts. Here's to five more 🥂🥂🥂

This'll be the one. Trust me.

Call me Mr. Flintstone I can power a car by running

The faster the food the faster the attractiveness. It's called science.

Seg.

Finally, been waiting for this to happen.

No thanks! It's quite awesome actually!

Oh heavens to Betsy...

grug cake 😍😍😍 what if it was a different kind of cake 😳😳😳

Made by @meatwagon.bsky.social

Beautiful edit of the dear grug cake

When the meat bicycle runs out of meat juice so you gotta meat it up

These 'bitches' are attempting to trick me into stealing their ideas. I'm just gonna put it on the table - I'm no FUCKING thief. Do not get it twisted or I will be the one twisting you.

what is C

I wish I was a cartoon depiction of a pirate, there would be no greater joy than having a small companion who rests on my shoulder and squawks at my enemies.

I thrive on toxic positivity. I get high on the poison.

Can't wait!

Now draw them kissing