I keep getting ads on YouTube for Gillette men’s razors that show Japanese men shaving their legs and armpits and I’m not sure what that says about feminism.

The real betrayal of the working class by the billionaires is that not one of them has opened a restaurant that only serves a dish called “hot ham water” just to see how many people would actually go.

Look at the bright side, he might make them go bankrupt!

I know we’re all laughing at the idea of Trump for Pope, but hear me out: if anyone in human history can bankrupt the Catholic Church and make them go away, it’s Donald fucking Trump.

4 panel comic Panel 1: Weird Pink Potato Guy struts down the street saying: “Tee Hee Hee. Can’t wait to get home and post more AI Studio Ghibli content on the internet” Panel 2: Potato Guy arrives at his front door, looks directly at reader and says “I’m A Artist. Panel 3: Potato Guy disappears inside his house Panel 4: Potato Guy whistling in the foreground, taking off his hat. He has failed to notice the man in the shadows. It’s Miyazaki, and he’s screwing a silencer on to a pistol…

to the people posting Studio Ghibli AI slop. May Miyazaki bless you 🙏

Stolen from FB...

If ground beef comes from cows, sky beef must come from chickens.

CNBC is calling it the Tesla Chain Saw Massacre.
🤣

must rock being a cybertruck guy. every time you pull up it’s like beep beep make way for the Ambassador of Divorce

My son’s change from diapers has taught me one thing: it is very easy to kidnap sleeping children.
I go in at 1:00 AM and pick him up to go to the toilet, he accepts it and does his best to stay asleep. He assumes safety.
What if I’m Krampus, off to do some German folklore shit?

Never stop harassing the nazis

GENDER REVEAL WHEN?

I kinda wanna start an anti-antibiotics conspiracy theory movement. Why should vaccines have all the fun?

My four year old boy just asked me if I was a girl when I was a kid and if he’d always be a boy. Any Republicans who want to wring their hands about explaining genders to kids can fuck all the way off, this shit is SIMPLE.

I’ve got time carved out for four of the slots and a pack of two extra homies. Fingers crossed. Cheers to you too!

I already am! :D

I just said it’s disappointing but we need to let their engineers cook. Do you have a problem with the vulgarity, or did you misinterpret my intent?

Nightreign test servers choking to death on their own dicks is kinda disappointing, but I know enough about SRE work to give those poor FromSoftware guys a bit o grace.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!

Teen on Musk’s DOGE Team Graduated from ‘The Com’ Wired reported this week that a 19-year-old working for Elon Musk's so-called Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) was given access to sensitive US government systems even though his past associ...

What could go wrong?

Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.

My phone having a stroke.

His drag name would be “Rachel Prejudice.”

@mgold.bsky.social AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!

I am shocked and offended that you do not immediately know who I am.

@sleepyrivet.bsky.social AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!