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Nic MacPherson

@nicmacpherson.bsky.social

I'm not having a midlife crisis, I'm having a midlife opportunity.

481 Followers  |  79 Following  |  122 Posts  |  Joined: 09.10.2024  |  2.028

Latest posts by nicmacpherson.bsky.social on Bluesky

It's my happy place.

Well... Second happiest place... πŸ˜‚

26.11.2025 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Feeling Festive

26.11.2025 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Desaturated

25.11.2025 06:54 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think you already have, but I'm sure he'd never refuse an additional thank you. πŸ˜‰

22.11.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's a beautiful dress, it looks perfect on you. 😘

22.11.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ravenous, actually.

20.11.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I almost dropped my phone... πŸ₯΅

13.11.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Care for a drink? You look a little thirsty?

08.11.2025 07:19 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Preferably? In my arms. To Start. πŸ˜‰

05.11.2025 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm not all about baths; I do occasionally take showers too.

05.11.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd rather find you somewhere else.

05.11.2025 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What can I do to convince you to make this also a non Halloween thing? 😈

02.11.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I want to be your obsession, the object of your desire. Did you forget? Or do you need to be reminded why?

31.10.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Why would I ever feel anything but envy for the devil? No sympathy, but bring on the sins and ecstasy.

You want this soul? Make me an offer.

31.10.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There were a few things I was looking at and I was like, normally I would be squirming right now, but then I realized that my face was… ahem… obscured… and it didn’t bother me at all. LOL

30.10.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What? I’m going to be staying in the same airbnb next week so… you know, memories… 😈

30.10.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Because I’m exactly THAT kind of sadist.

30.10.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, no… you can’t see it. 😜

30.10.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

When you’re watching your own porn and realizing that the reason why the dysmorphia isn’t hitting is because you can’t see your face.

Apparently I need to record exclusively Halloween/Horror themed stuff going forward.

*starts looking up masks online πŸ€”

30.10.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It is such an amazing colour on you. It's perfect.

29.10.2025 06:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And if they've already fallen? 😈

29.10.2025 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But that would mean I wouldn't be able to see... No likey.

26.10.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Eeeee I made your skircle!!! 😊

26.10.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay okay... So protection now includes safety goggles... Noted. πŸ˜‚

26.10.2025 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, even if I was, worth the risk.

25.10.2025 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well on the good news front, I don't appear to be epileptic. 😊

25.10.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I really needed a bath and a drink tonight.

22.10.2025 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘€ Best tour guide ever.

22.10.2025 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It really is a sight to behold. πŸ‘€

22.10.2025 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm only confident because of the other C words that make that statement possible. Comfort, consent, communication, collaboration, care, consideration, and commitment... To start.

21.10.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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