It's my happy place.
Well... Second happiest place... π
@nicmacpherson.bsky.social
I'm not having a midlife crisis, I'm having a midlife opportunity.
It's my happy place.
Well... Second happiest place... π
Feeling Festive
26.11.2025 04:42 β π 18 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Desaturated
25.11.2025 06:54 β π 15 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I think you already have, but I'm sure he'd never refuse an additional thank you. π
22.11.2025 17:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's a beautiful dress, it looks perfect on you. π
22.11.2025 17:21 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Ravenous, actually.
20.11.2025 22:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I almost dropped my phone... π₯΅
13.11.2025 18:49 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Care for a drink? You look a little thirsty?
08.11.2025 07:19 β π 21 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Preferably? In my arms. To Start. π
05.11.2025 03:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm not all about baths; I do occasionally take showers too.
05.11.2025 01:09 β π 15 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0I'd rather find you somewhere else.
05.11.2025 00:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0What can I do to convince you to make this also a non Halloween thing? π
02.11.2025 02:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I want to be your obsession, the object of your desire. Did you forget? Or do you need to be reminded why?
31.10.2025 20:24 β π 29 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0Why would I ever feel anything but envy for the devil? No sympathy, but bring on the sins and ecstasy.
You want this soul? Make me an offer.
There were a few things I was looking at and I was like, normally I would be squirming right now, but then I realized that my face wasβ¦ ahemβ¦ obscuredβ¦ and it didnβt bother me at all. LOL
30.10.2025 22:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0What? Iβm going to be staying in the same airbnb next week soβ¦ you know, memoriesβ¦ π
30.10.2025 21:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Because Iβm exactly THAT kind of sadist.
30.10.2025 21:02 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Also, noβ¦ you canβt see it. π
30.10.2025 21:00 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0When youβre watching your own porn and realizing that the reason why the dysmorphia isnβt hitting is because you canβt see your face.
Apparently I need to record exclusively Halloween/Horror themed stuff going forward.
*starts looking up masks online π€
It is such an amazing colour on you. It's perfect.
29.10.2025 06:09 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And if they've already fallen? π
29.10.2025 03:55 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0But that would mean I wouldn't be able to see... No likey.
26.10.2025 13:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Eeeee I made your skircle!!! π
26.10.2025 13:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Okay okay... So protection now includes safety goggles... Noted. π
26.10.2025 13:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I mean, even if I was, worth the risk.
25.10.2025 14:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well on the good news front, I don't appear to be epileptic. π
25.10.2025 14:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I really needed a bath and a drink tonight.
22.10.2025 04:30 β π 23 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0π Best tour guide ever.
22.10.2025 04:14 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It really is a sight to behold. π
22.10.2025 04:12 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm only confident because of the other C words that make that statement possible. Comfort, consent, communication, collaboration, care, consideration, and commitment... To start.
21.10.2025 18:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0