Best.
Hypnotherapy.
Ever.
@nicmacpherson.bsky.social
I'm not having a midlife crisis, I'm having a midlife opportunity.
Best.
Hypnotherapy.
Ever.
Eye contact.
29.01.2026 20:37 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0๐ณ
29.01.2026 03:10 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Such a wonderful Wednesday. ๐ฅต
29.01.2026 00:00 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0We never did try the ones I brought.
28.01.2026 05:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Oh? What did I do? ๐ค
28.01.2026 02:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Yourself, but as a cartoon
28.01.2026 00:18 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 2Seconded!
25.01.2026 20:31 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0JFC why are you doing this to me?
25.01.2026 16:43 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0We signed up for hotness and personality.
23.01.2026 15:39 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Yeah, if only someone had a suit so they had an excuse to take you out in that dress.
22.01.2026 09:09 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Your smile was the sunrise to start my day.
20.01.2026 15:32 โ ๐ 22 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0*buzzer* ""
"John Spartan you are fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality code!"
Thighs and lace.
16.01.2026 08:22 โ ๐ 17 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0๐ซ
16.01.2026 03:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Cue obvious petrification joke
15.01.2026 21:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Let's make this happen.
14.01.2026 03:05 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I know this is going to take some time because last time it almost didnโt happenโฆbut maybe if I get 150 likes on this post Iโll have the confidence to post some skin again. Just sayingโฆ
14.01.2026 02:58 โ ๐ 61 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 2You always are.
14.01.2026 01:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Well I was thinking about you so this is kind of a chicken and the egg situation now... ๐ค
14.01.2026 01:50 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0They're the worst. Just awful. Reprehensible garments.
13.01.2026 22:59 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I would also like to wear a lipstick in that colour.
12.01.2026 19:12 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I hope you got your cravings satiated
12.01.2026 02:26 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0You'd think that would do something, yet here I am, grinning like an idiot.
12.01.2026 02:25 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I think I'm prepared for your posts, but I never am. ๐ฅต
12.01.2026 02:18 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Makes sense because I โฅ๏ธ that so much.
11.01.2026 21:05 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You have me in a state that would make Pavlov proud.
10.01.2026 21:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Constantly improving.
10.01.2026 16:27 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0