OneBlueIris, ISQ, E Pluribus Casual

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You would … 😏

I had a wet dream about you last night …

… I pissed myself laughing when you fell off a cliff 💦

Don’t you tempt me … 😏

I repeat …

a blue-eyed brunette in glasses sitting on the floor, a black candle and ouija board next to her … she is wearing black pentagram fishnets and purple rope

Lupercalia, a pagan festival of fertility and prosperity

A website is not a book

If I wanted recommendations for that I would ask for it.

Thank you

A Little Wicked

No one calls you honey, when you’re sitting on a throne …

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The secret of being boring is to say everything.

- Voltaire

Thank you

a blue-eyed brunette in glasses standing with her back to the camera … she is wearing a white tee shirt and grey panties, and looking over her shoulder into the camera

Feeling morally grey today … 🤓

No I do not want to “make content” with you …

… I hear this every fucking day …

… and no it’s not cute. It’s not you just being silly. It’s CREEPY.

Reading comprehension is not a strong suit for some of you it seems.

Don’t let yourself drown trying to save someone who refuses to swim.

Looking for recommendations on spicy books that don’t end with them having children …

… I’m all for a HEA, but this trope just isn’t for me.

What makes you think you can speak to me like that?

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a blue-eyed brunette in glasses standing at her kitchen counter, where a French press sits … she is wearing a white tank with light blue panties

Good morning ☕️

a blue-eyed brunette in glasses taking a mirror selfie … her shirt is pulled up, peeking a bit of underboob

Good night … 🤓

a blue-eyed brunette kneeling on her bed … she is wearing red lingerie with black thigh highs, her hair swept to the side, and she is gazing into the camera

Happy Valentine’s Day … ❤️

Thank god one of us is on top of things 😂

Tainted Love

Touch me, baby, tainted love …

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Thank you

a blue-eyed brunette in glasses wearing a sheer pink thong and white tank top… she has her back to the camera and is looking over her shoulder smiling

Peep kitten in the background …

… and yes I had to move windows because the neighbor was outside 🐱

I’ve been getting a lot of compliments on my hair recently and I want you to know …

… that it kind of just does whatever it wants to do for the most part …

… but also thank you ☺️

Nothing like a Saturday morning writing smut … 🤓