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I’m just trying to let Nicole own her own shtick 🤣

“That sucked. Everyone sucked. We have to play them again on Saturday.”

they’re playing for custody of the color blue

Can I tape your instant reaction for you

I’m tagging things wrong tonight because I am very tired #EveryoneN

They should sub in Muyl wearing Maher’s bloody jersey from last weekend #NashvilleSC

Watching Shaffelburg fail at everything he tries to do tonight is disheartening to say the least #EverybodyN

How does one just kinda forget that Messi is there, over and over again #EveryoneN

Nashville SC is doing that thing where they can’t score from right in front of the goal again, guys I don’t have capacity for this today #EveryoneN

My beautiful boy is not in the lineup. I am concerned.

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

I just watched a little boy point at a woman who’s probably in her 60s and say, very loudly, OH MY GOD, THERE’S AN OLD WOMAN. His dad, standing literally a foot away, said/did nothing. I want to set dad on fire.

Do not read the one about panhandlers

This should be seen as what it is: a huge step towards ending free and fair elections.

So long as a podcast and newsletter come out everyday I am forcing myself not to care what’s in them

The amount of effort it is taking me to prepare to be on vacation for 2 weeks is almost not worth the going on vacation

Yesterday we delivered about 150 pumpkins to The TN Justice Center.

We are leaving the fundraiser open until Halloween to try & hit $1,000 for other community needs like rent assistance.

We need ~$400 more.

www.gofundme.com/f/support-na...

Finally, some good repro news out of Tennessee. The courts agree that abortion exceptions don't work. The lawsuit continues. Thank you to the brave women who are suing the state!

Tennessee has a $2 billion “Rainy Day Fund” and everyone in this state should be demanding Bill Lee open the damn umbrella

TIL about the Responsible Driver Ride Home Waiver.

If you rideshare or transit home after drinking too much and and return to find your car ticketed in an NDOT space, you can get the ticket waived.

I'm losing my health insurance. My child's friend had to move to Nicaragua. My editor had to move bc his husband stood up to the fash at a college and lost his job. I have a trans child. I work in a) journalism about b) TV. I am still able to understand what THE DESTRUCTION OF THE WHITE HOUSE means

dear US friends, when a sitting president (re)builds the seat of government, it almost always means the president has no intention of leaving at the end of term. your African friends with decades of experience

This reunion show should be something

Based on the time left in this episode either the third wedding doesn’t happen or it’s the fastest yes of all time

(Although I thought 2 would go down the other way)

Love is Blind Bullets Dodged Count So Far: 2️⃣

if disney does a theatrical release of the original star wars films for the 50th anniversary and offers them on physical media i will forgive them for every terrible decision they've made with star wars

Love is Blind Bullets Dodged Count So Far: 1️⃣

That’s the problem. She pulls LHH and just tosses a bunch of guppies into the pond and they swim in circles, so clearly Emma is like, well, THAT didn’t work

Try starting without LHH! Try making that the default!