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Ellen Angelico is right, everyone else please shut up

PELICAN DELAY IN SANTA BARBARA

Guys can we just agree that moving forward all Metro Council issues I need to print in my newsletter get settled before 10pm

Not the worst hair at council tonight

You know I’m not talking about you, Madam Shiny Hair

God bless certain council members for breaking the glass ceiling in what is and is not appropriate for one’s hair to look like within the construct of a Metro meeting. I feel liberated. I won’t ever be able to afford another house in Davidson County, but I can definitely look like shit at MHRC.

Hahahahaaaa

Somehow I am now caught up on the Metro Council YouTube stream and yet we are only on item 25 and I would just like to speak with a manager

I’ve seen enough. Not about the election. Just generally.

Also hilarious to have Sam Reed fill in the seat behind the public comment camera angle which was previously occupied by like normal people who aren’t lobbyists

Whoa. Did not have “we here at Citgo don’t think this redevelopment is a great idea” on my bingo card

Cackling at the difference between the people speaking in favor of the East Band development vs everyone speaking on either side of the Buchanan overlay

Especially excited about the investor wearing a literal carny hat. I for one love a monorail!

Buchanan fight does not belong to me but I once again encourage everyone to come visit those of us who live off Gallatin w/r/t commercial businesses in proximity to residential neighborhoods

Did not disappoint and thank you again to @currylee.bsky.social’s 6 year old daughter for her civic participation

So excited seeing @currylee.bsky.social walk up to the podium with his visual aid in his West End Chili’s t-shirt. This is my Super Bowl.

Catching up on Council public comment and lol at these people in support of the Boring Company. Seriously lol. How much did they pay you? Because lol. Someday I won’t be right. Today is not that day. Enjoy your lives.

Brooks Brothers stadium shit happening again with the Tesla tunnel, anyone who tells you differently is selling something

Oh hey it’s the same crew they sent out for the stadium!

Everyone who could do something about this is on this app. They absolutely see Katherine's posts. She points out low cost fixes that could save lives. And yet

I appreciate that the people who most directly represent me are the only ones willing to say, on the record, that this is bullshit. Fruitless or not, it matters.

Save the dates! One of my favorite events of the year where District 5 repeatedly and brazenly invades D6, flaunts our delicious beer, and retreats back across Gallatin.

Hope to see you there!

Black and white photo by Dutch photojournalist Hubert Van Es depicting a line of people waiting to board a helicopter on the roof of a building near the U.S. Embassy in Saigon in 1975.

History is repeating itself except for the parts our leaders are too incompetent to replicate now

Not according to google maps

The good news is we have no Harris Teeters

Begging these people to get Raptured

I grow them from starts every summer! They do great in my shady backyard. Though it’s less shady now

YouTube video by Tyler Original Ending - Return Of The Jedi (Despecialized)

Ok it’s just probably because you didn’t hear Yub Nub. youtu.be/TvXm5HuR72k?...

I mean they did force them to blow up the Death Star again, but this time they did it with EWOKS, could we perhaps distract you with a lunchbox?

(No, at the time it was triumphant. Did you watch the old school ending with the right music?)

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