Matt the Speighth

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The logo but goatze’d

Omid’s razor, that it’s more likely for a government to have a plan to kill, freeze and then blow up a school-full of young girls during a missile attack from an enemy for ??? reasons, than missiles fired by an enemy hit a civilian target.

Owen Goal transferred to Scarborough, you love to see it.

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Rio Allan gets this National League North clash started at the MGroup Stadium. Boro in red, Oxford City in white and blue. Let's go 👊

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Can Sardinians play for every segment?

Knew he was gone when he did that Riyadh Comedy Festival.

Your job is to pick the worst actor to play James Bond.

a man in a suit and tie is driving a convertible car Alt: Timothy Dalton in a suit and tie is driving a convertible car

How do you feel about him as a Supermarket manager?

Wait until he hears about the foreign born person who became prime minister…

Boro Bomba

I did some practice cricket and died.

Playing Hearts of Iron 4 whilst getting drunk, this must be what Pete Hegseth feels like.

Sammy the Seagull in a wrestling ring

Mascotted by something Chirpy has nightmares of

I mean, cards on the table, I have stopped supporting a club, but given that it got liquidated and I supported the Phoenix club, I think that’s alright 😂

12 years service in the pub trade (no no don’t salute) and whilst I wasn’t as bad as this, it wasn’t exactly my forte, and if you complained about a coffee I’d made I definitely judged you on your misplaced expectations.

Well the rumour mill has it he’s on his fourth divorce, so you tell me.

I remember a classmate who’d change teams every time his side didn’t win the prem.

Unsurprisingly he grew up to be a massive knobhead.

It’s because I’m such a model pro I give 110%.

It’s good you have such a fine example to look up to.

It’s hasn’t made me magically more talented, I’m going to demand a refund

Update, I have died.

a man in a blue shirt with the number 15 on it Alt: a man in a blue shirt with the number 15 on it

I’m excited to bowl two deliveries, blow out my shoulder and sprain my knee.

Still feeling sad about Spurs, but it’s important to focus on the positives

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CRICKET NETS START TONIGHT!

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Anyway it’s refreshing to now know we’re doomed.

Takes the tension out of it.

Supporting Scarborough