I did some practice cricket and died.
07.03.2026 00:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Playing Hearts of Iron 4 whilst getting drunk, this must be what Pete Hegseth feels like.
07.03.2026 00:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sammy the Seagull in a wrestling ring
Mascotted by something Chirpy has nightmares of
06.03.2026 23:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I mean, cards on the table, I have stopped supporting a club, but given that it got liquidated and I supported the Phoenix club, I think that’s alright 😂
06.03.2026 23:44 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 012 years service in the pub trade (no no don’t salute) and whilst I wasn’t as bad as this, it wasn’t exactly my forte, and if you complained about a coffee I’d made I definitely judged you on your misplaced expectations.
06.03.2026 23:26 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well the rumour mill has it he’s on his fourth divorce, so you tell me.
06.03.2026 23:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I remember a classmate who’d change teams every time his side didn’t win the prem.
Unsurprisingly he grew up to be a massive knobhead.
It’s because I’m such a model pro I give 110%.
It’s good you have such a fine example to look up to.
It’s hasn’t made me magically more talented, I’m going to demand a refund
06.03.2026 21:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Update, I have died.
06.03.2026 21:35 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
I’m excited to bowl two deliveries, blow out my shoulder and sprain my knee.
06.03.2026 12:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Still feeling sad about Spurs, but it’s important to focus on the positives
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CRICKET NETS START TONIGHT!
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Anyway it’s refreshing to now know we’re doomed.
Takes the tension out of it.
Supporting Scarborough
06.03.2026 00:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0At least I’ll be able to go watch Bradford Spurs with my best mate next year.
05.03.2026 22:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why have we become the Lance Stroll of football Whitney?
05.03.2026 22:27 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1Because we’re fucking stupid
05.03.2026 22:00 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah I’m done, I’ll check in at FT but I’m not doing this to mtself
05.03.2026 20:48 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Probs cos it’ll be backs to the wall and he was already on a yellow.
05.03.2026 20:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Jesus Archie gray
Also
05.03.2026 20:37 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹 🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹 🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹
05.03.2026 20:36 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ten minute VAR is good actually…
05.03.2026 20:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fucking COYS innit!
05.03.2026 19:54 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I might have it on, but hide under my desk to be on the safe side.
05.03.2026 19:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Also technically, Richy hasn’t been dropped as he started on the bench last time, so he’s maintained the same status 🤓
05.03.2026 19:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She’s Noemore.
05.03.2026 19:11 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Before Bentancur? Smdh
05.03.2026 19:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tel absolute has that Sonny whip in him
05.03.2026 19:07 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
