Michael Patrick Kirkland

Michael Patrick Kirkland

@michaelbrews.bsky.social

Iterant brewer north of the wall in Cascadia. Friend of crows, yeller at pigeons. #twinja refugee from the odeck. (they/them)

57 Followers 73 Following 59 Posts Joined Nov 2023
10 months ago

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1 year ago

They're only still around because we all thought it was funny to bankrupt a hedge fund with their stock. Sold mine today. πŸ’ŽβœŠπŸ«³πŸŽ€

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1 year ago

Or be happy you raised a hustler. They'll be picking your nursing home.

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1 year ago
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10 years brewing professionally. It's been a wild ride.

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1 year ago

What the fuck America.

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1 year ago

Debra has seen too much and yearns for the void.

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1 year ago

I'd argue that there are more good leaders in the global north. Certainly far, far less corruption and more accountability.

Any shittiness is magnified by the power imbalance, though.

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1 year ago
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1 year ago

Wouldn't that be a joyful sower? A little death before the big one?

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1 year ago

Would you rather AGI controlled by someone like Elon Musk, or roll the dice and set it free? I know my answer.

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1 year ago
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Happy Christmas!

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1 year ago
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Christmas means charcuterie table.

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1 year ago
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Christmas means charcuterie table

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1 year ago

Wifi is scheduled for 2059 though.

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1 year ago

Wait, people work out without weed?

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1 year ago

That's the only carpet we have and if I had a few boxes of the specific laminate the rest of the place has I'd rip it out with my bare hands right now.

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1 year ago

It would have to be NATO, but I'm really hoping the singularity is here.

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1 year ago

Probably just the military, but hopefully Skynet.

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1 year ago

Wait Enron still exists?

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1 year ago

The bottom right square really should be orange.

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1 year ago

He's yours now, no take backs.

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1 year ago

How would you know how stupid it was if you never read any of it?

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1 year ago

Plague Dogs is a Christmas movie.

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1 year ago

Someone didn't want to mix up their Jello shots.

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1 year ago

Fruit loops are coloured with fruit juice.

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1 year ago

It's to err on the side of fewer low fills.

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1 year ago

Feel your feels when you need to.

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