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Michael Patrick Kirkland

@michaelbrews.bsky.social

Iterant brewer north of the wall in Cascadia. Friend of crows, yeller at pigeons. #twinja refugee from the odeck. (they/them)

57 Followers  |  73 Following  |  59 Posts  |  Joined: 05.11.2023  |  2.5209

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11.05.2025 06:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They're only still around because we all thought it was funny to bankrupt a hedge fund with their stock. Sold mine today. πŸ’ŽβœŠπŸ«³πŸŽ€

20.02.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or be happy you raised a hustler. They'll be picking your nursing home.

29.01.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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10 years brewing professionally. It's been a wild ride.

28.01.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What the fuck America.

20.01.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Debra has seen too much and yearns for the void.

15.01.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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14.01.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If you want to vote in the leadership race, the deadline is soon.

10.01.2025 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd argue that there are more good leaders in the global north. Certainly far, far less corruption and more accountability.

Any shittiness is magnified by the power imbalance, though.

30.12.2024 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a black suit says do it in white letters ALT: a man in a black suit says do it in white letters
30.12.2024 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wouldn't that be a joyful sower? A little death before the big one?

28.12.2024 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
28.12.2024 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Would you rather AGI controlled by someone like Elon Musk, or roll the dice and set it free? I know my answer.

28.12.2024 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Christmas!

25.12.2024 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Christmas means charcuterie table.

25.12.2024 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Christmas means charcuterie table

25.12.2024 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wifi is scheduled for 2059 though.

19.12.2024 10:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, people work out without weed?

19.12.2024 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's the only carpet we have and if I had a few boxes of the specific laminate the rest of the place has I'd rip it out with my bare hands right now.

15.12.2024 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It would have to be NATO, but I'm really hoping the singularity is here.

15.12.2024 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Probably just the military, but hopefully Skynet.

15.12.2024 07:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait Enron still exists?

15.12.2024 07:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The bottom right square really should be orange.

14.12.2024 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's yours now, no take backs.

14.12.2024 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How would you know how stupid it was if you never read any of it?

12.12.2024 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Plague Dogs is a Christmas movie.

12.12.2024 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone didn't want to mix up their Jello shots.

10.12.2024 09:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fruit loops are coloured with fruit juice.

10.12.2024 09:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's to err on the side of fewer low fills.

10.12.2024 08:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Feel your feels when you need to.

09.12.2024 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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