Tim Cook is the only billionaire I’d remotely trust with Ghislaine Maxwell’s safety - can someone put an AirTag on her?
I get a lot of interesting calls at work but today was the first time I’ve heard someone claim “royal bloodlines” as a reason for persecution
Everyone realizes he invited himself to commencement, right?
By slashing teams that gather critical data, the Trump administration has left the federal government with no way of understanding if policies are working — and created a black hole of information whose consequences could ripple out for decades.
@eenie816.bsky.social
Heads up, dog owners. And raccoon owners. But especially owners of dogs and raccoons
Watching Law & Order reruns and feeling nostalgic for a time when citing the Constitution was the mic drop in legal matters
Cleaning BBQ sauce out of my keyboard. This should officially move me up to platinum level on my southern card.
Pro tip: don’t leave a voicemail addressing a complete stranger as “sweet precious darling” on a business line
Facts matter.
Keep a list.
19 Democrats including, Chuck Schumer, backed MAGA Republicans in making corruption, tax evasion and fraud easier. They voted to repeal the rule requiring cryptocurrency bros to adhere to the same tax reporting rules as stock brokers. #3E #EndOligarchy
I don't think corporate media understands how angry America is. I rarely watch CNN or MSNBC anymore, but when I turned the former on today the mood, tone and structure was identical to 9 years ago—which means no one at the network has any idea whatsoever what's really happening in America right now.
A reporter asks Trudeau about Foreign Affairs Minister Melanie Joly’s characterization of the current U.S. situation which she called a "psychodrama."
"How would you characterize it?"
Trudeau, speaking for a weary nation, “Thursday."
Spotted somewhere in Calgary, Canada.
“There is no enemy like a friend betrayed”
If they're not fit to stand with Al Green, drive them out of office and replace them with someone who is. #SOTU #3E
I didn’t watch the carnival barker last night but am I to understand the big show of dissent by the Democrats was wearing pink?! Not even a walkout en masse? Pathetic
China: “If war is what the US wants, be it a tariff war, a trade war or any other type of war, we're ready to fight till the end”
In response Trump's Russia allied government says its prepared to go to war too. US allies or NATO are not picking up the phone anymore so good luck with that.
Keep protesting!
RIP U.S. Department of Education. Education Secretary Linda McMahon introduced herself to department employees with an email calling on them to join her in a “historic final mission” to downsize the agency and shift control to the states.
Into which harbor are we dumping the tea?
Olivia Benson going undercover at a rave is forever my Roman Empire #romanempire
As Donald Trump turns the United States into one of the closest allies Russia has worldwide, it's worth revisiting the news item below, which came out immediately after Trump won a surprising victory in November:
HEY EVERYONE REMEMBER WHEN TRUMP WAS IMPEACHED FOR DENYING AID TO UKRAINE BECAUSE HE WANTED ZELENSKY TO LIE AND SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT BIDEN AND ZELENKSY WOULDN’T DO IT?
Maybe literally one fucking American newspapers could mention this in their, “think pieces,” about what happened yesterday.
This scrum of pot-bellied, sunken-chested betas trying to bully an all-black clad badass Eastern European wasteland survivor while dressed like Men’s Wearhouse mannequins is peak cinema.
We just received word that the DOJ has begun removing data detailing criminal charges and convictions related to Trump loyalists. This started with records from the January 6th insurrection, but additional records are now being erased. We will keep you updated once we have more info.
Retired commanding general of the 🇺🇸 Army in Europe says Trump & Vance embarrassed the country and hurt our strategic interests by siding with Russia👇🏽
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
The Department of Veterans Affairs has terminated over 1,400 employees.
All the folks who exited NBC today. Seen together, hoo boy. Message received.
