Violet Smith

“i can fix them” ok cool i like them fucked up. thats my weird lil freak

Wee John <3

I just want to know whether Izzy always says hello by slicing someone's shirt open or is this a special occasion?

Also, Lucius must've had a field day writing this is all down for Stede afterwards 😂

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue

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so - breаking news - todаy my bаck is neаrly аs bаd аs it wаs two yeаr аgo (pre-surgery). I cаn bаrely wаlk/stаnd upright аnd the pаin is ever present even when I'm on the floor. I've nothing thаt even resembles а pаinkiller.
If аnyone аt аll wаnts to help me get аn MRI-

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a man with blonde hair and a beard is wearing a yellow shirt with flowers on it ALT: a man with blonde hair and a beard is wearing a yellow shirt with flowers on it

You know who else could feed a crowd of five thousand with surprisingly few ingredients...

Sending hugs to you, Crocs. I hope you're okay and things feel better soon 🫂

Luigi Mangione surrounded by flames grinning with the text Repent or Perish

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

will they ever make characters w more raw sex appeal than 40-something crazy ex-girlfriend blackbeard and his handsome tiny 50-something henchwife

Lmao I'm imagining the sheer amount of weariness that would be in that "what?"

Achilles & Patroclus (2021)

"i'm here"

#zosan #zoro #sanji #opzsfan

Ben keeps holding himself at the base, and lets his two smallest fingers pet at the lips of his cunt. Grunting, he feels another wave of slick dripping from himself, and Hands breathes hard through the muzzle as he catches the sweet scent. “You’ll do,” Ben says. His own breaths are shallow with effort, his nipples tight and his chest damp with sweat. He lets go of his cock and pats his thigh. “Come,” he says, running his hand over his cunt. That feels even better than the little tugs to his prick, broad palm covering the hungry core of his body as he squeezes down on nothing. “Come.” His fingers slide through the wet mess, and as Hands approaches, he beckons him down, grabs him by the muzzle. “Smell that, my little beast?” Hands makes a sound that Ben has never heard from him, raspy and desperate. His tongue flicks between his pink lips and brushes one of Ben’s wet knuckles, no better or less instinctive than a foxhound on the scent. Or a ratter, more like, to look at him. “Mount me.”

God I'm so fucking horny for dominant omega Hornigold and muzzled alpha Izzy. Been working on this pretty consistently, so hopefully maybe only another week or two before it's ready to post? #WIPWednesday

🎶 I strung her up so canny 🎶

I think you'll find the Gruffalo married the mouse, it's a classic enemies to lovers.

🦅練習。難しすぎた。おもてたんと違うけどスタミナ切れたので供養…

Oh so now it's a crime for having a "me" day

Zoro's hand taking a drink from Sanji's paler thinner hand, and then Zoro taking the sword-shaped toothpick from the drink and tapping Sanji's cigarette

👉⚔️👈 tiny sword
#zosan #onepiece #zoro #sanji #hands

if you show up in my mentions playing devil’s advocate for sexual assault, i am going to name & shame you.

Cartoony drawing of Izzy Hands and Roach from Our Flag Means Death. Roach is reaching for a cannonball while holding Izzy, who's fully embracing him with both arms and legs.

I had to make this Roach and Izzy lol

#art #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmdfanart #koalacon #rizzy #izzyhands #roachofmd #sambaschutte #cononeill

It ends up as a party of sorts. Izzy’s never been the party sort, though he's tagged along with Ed to his fair share of wild gatherings. He tends to spend them glowering on the very edges of the crowd, keeping an eye out for anything that might mean trouble. He's not allowed that luxury tonight. Oh no, Mage forbid that Frenchie’s friends should pick up on his awful fucking mood and have the tact to leave him to brood in fucking peace. Instead the twats seem determined to drag him into the middle of things – the big guy takes out a needle and some kind of glittering thread and fucking sews the moss itself that lines the forest floor into some kind of soft, deep, pillowy chair for Izzy to sit on. He calls it a mossbag. “You know,” he says. “Like a beanbag.” “The fuck’s a beanbag?” “Like a mossbag, but with beans.” Magical cunts, the lot of them. And Izzy can see the magic on them, clinging like a persistent fog. He can see all kinds of shit now, ever since Frenchie blew down his throat and opened some spare set of eyes Izzy never knew he had. One of them's cooking over a bright fire, some kind of soup. He brings a bowlful of it over and places it in Izzy’s hands with a smile and a wink, and a murmured “Eat, little man.” Then off he fucks. Izzy stares at the bowl in his hands. “You should try it,” says a guy lounging nearby with a quill that he keeps tapping suggestively to his mouth. “Roach’s magic’s good. It'll help you heal.” “You should mind your own fucking business.”

He IS fae!

In my magic/folklore AU I wrote Wee John as one of Frenchie's magical pals, and he can knit and sew anything he touches and manipulate it.

2026 seems to be the year of my growing inability to sleep or eat.

The good thing about this is it leaves me with more time to stare blankly into space and avoid social interaction.

CUSTARD Custard is this. It has aches, aches when. Not to be. Not to be narrowly. This makes a whole little hill. It is better than a little thing that has mellow real mellow. It is better than lakes whole lakes, it is better than seeding.

Custard

Gertrude Stein, from ‘Tender Buttons’

AMAZING!

One piece fanart sketch with Zoro kissing and Sanji’s back, Sanji is sitting in his lap. Sanji has long hair and wearing unzipped pink dress, Zoro wearing unbuttoned shirt and green pants

I decided to make “daily” sketches, (not daily technically but I do draw everyday), just commissions are taking most of the time

The 3-rd sketch on previous week was Zosan, cause I really miss them. Miss drawing for myself overall, so near sketches will be mostly One Piece

#onepiece #zosan #noai

He's so cool, my god, I have never in my life been even a third as cool, it's so intimidating.

Man I'm just a creep I think 😭 I want to write him sonnets.