Tennyson1842

Tennyson1842

@tennyson1842.bsky.social

I'm a standup philosopher. I like magic and vidja games and reading. Also food and dogs. Life is too short to waste it being cruel. There's never been a better use of time than being kind.

102 Followers 145 Following 730 Posts Joined Feb 2024
2 days ago

I hate this man so much, Just everything about him is such bumbling movie villain energy, but he's real and holds actual power. Fucking baffling the world is like this.

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3 days ago

Well when you stop feeding the dolphin that selects plots from the Ballpit of Cliches, they are bound to find gainful employment elsewhere with fresher mackerel.

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1 week ago

Miniature even.

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1 week ago

This pod is fire 🔥❤️

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1 week ago

Still impressed that your entire streaming setup fits in there. Happy birthday!

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3 weeks ago

There’s a lot going on in this picture and I am not disappointed. Happy turtling

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3 weeks ago

Amen.

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3 weeks ago

I also am desperate for the energy I had when I was 10.

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3 weeks ago

Oh my, I didn’t know it was an erotic novel.

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3 weeks ago

So what you’re saying is you’re hosting a TMNT themed rave at a con in the future when the turtles set drops 😂❤️🐢🥷

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3 weeks ago

This is a good picture of you ❤️🦖

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3 weeks ago

Did anyone else read Batwing Brume to the beat of Darkwing Duck

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3 weeks ago

Imagine if this art style from the cartoons had made it into the LotR collectors packs.

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3 weeks ago

@kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com have y’all ever done a Canadian Highlander skit where its THE Highlander, but he’s Canadian instead of a French guy playing a 400 year old Scottish guy?

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3 weeks ago

That confluence is MANA ❤️🔥

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1 month ago

I very much dig the spirit of this skeet.

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1 month ago

…BLUE CANARY ON THE OUTLET BY THE LIGHT SWITCH, WHO WATCHES OVER YOU-…

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1 month ago

Curses :D

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1 month ago

Maybe the real reward was the gains we gained along the gain.

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1 month ago

I promise if I ever win the lottery, I’ll pay Sony and Bandai Namco all my monies to remaster and port.

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1 month ago

Age verification?

I have pogs in my attic somewhere with my name on them.

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1 month ago

Imagine bringing food to Italy.

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1 month ago

8/10, sick design from an awesome person, needs bigger dragon buns.

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1 month ago

Yeah, you right

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1 month ago

This is a wonderfully appropriate giveaway (scroll down for a working donation link).

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1 month ago
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Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.

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1 month ago
A trodden path through the snow to a thin treeline.
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1 month ago
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a man with sweat running down his face ALT: a man with sweat running down his face

Friend, calm down 🥵🔥

Also happy birthday!

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1 month ago
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Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...

BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.

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1 month ago

If I were a Mexican luchador…

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