21.07.2025 02:12 — 👍 12559    🔁 3670    💬 51    📌 45

amongussexgif ... Instead of being in settings its in the google app. Also, google, not chrome. Icon is a G, not the circle thing. Click on your pfp to open a menu From there, go Settings > Gemini > Digital Assistants > Switch to Google Assistant. This disables Gemini, google's Al assistant, and switches you back to the old one. We aren't done yet. Go back to Settings. From there, we go Settings > Google Assistant > scroll to find General > Google Assitant on/off > turn it off They really tried their best to make it a pain, but you can eventually disable it. Holding the power button on your phone still pulls up a menu and asks you to turn it back on, but this is the least intrusive you can make it. Applies to all non-apple phones afaik. For sure Samsungs and Pixels but idrk about others Edit: thank you my friend @/teeth-kid for confirming that this also works on Motorola

Here's how you remove Google AI from your mobile devices.

21.06.2025 21:55 — 👍 10313    🔁 6381    💬 274    📌 258

These new EarPods came with a somewhat bewildering warning label

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I feel seen

24.11.2024 16:56 — 👍 63615    🔁 8391    💬 584    📌 420

Bleeting it is then?

15.11.2024 15:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.

Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

14.11.2024 14:09 — 👍 59420    🔁 16178    💬 2374    📌 4681

The cat propaganda is upon us, I for one am here for it.

19.10.2024 21:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

William Gibson (abridged)

13.10.2024 19:43 — 👍 8913    🔁 2008    💬 55    📌 65

Saw a matte black wrapped cybertruck with tinted windows and a “UR BUGS” vanity plate and I think I may have actually witnessed The Biggest Dipshit In The World.

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I didn't know about this, damn handy!

20.09.2024 20:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Beautiful.

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