mary π
do you guys like my new profile layout? i'm going to work on a pinned soon, but i'm notoriously bad at pinneds. so give me a few hours and it'll be ready β¨
sometimes we have to eat two β¨ bags of candy as a stress reliever. . . . . or maybe some tea would have been better π§
mary π
OOPSIE. . . . i forgot some people probably haven't seen it yet, so i deleted my post because i forgot to add a fucking SPOILER TAG. i'm so sorry, guys π. but yeah! death battle streamed today!
congrats, hon! β¨ that was . . . pretty intense!
. . . . . neo has certainly been doing some interesting things these days!
"i missed you very much, neo," she replied between content little purring noises that rumbled in her throat.
amy's tail was wagging, swaying from side to side happily as neo gave her affection. her ears twitched as she snuggled more into his arm.
the pink hedgehog snuggled more against neo metal's arm, rubbing her face against it and appearing a bit bashful.
"did you miss me," she inquired.
"first, we need to grab a pot. maybe something tall with enough space to hold a lot of water. next, we fill the pot with water. probably about three fourths full. see? now, we place the pot on the burner and put it on high. and we wait for it to boil," she explained, demonstrating the motions.
putting both hands over her ears, amy grimaced and squeezed her eyes shut. she slowly forced them open, now realizing that metal probably really cared about his missing friend if THIS was his reaction.
"i'm sorry, metal! i'll keep trying to get her to talk. please, just relax!"
the mental image almost made amy get sick, but she managed to push the thought from her mind and open her cupboards to remove a box of pasta.
"let's make some spaghetti. it's very easy to make and we can even add tomato sauce and pesto, along with meatballs."
"that's -- other amy's are really into baking, but i suppose that is a bit different from cooking," the pink hedgehog replied with a sigh, making her way to the kitchen.
"is there a specific kind of pasta you want, or will anything do?"
"you're welcome, metal. hold on," she replied, hastily removing her communicator and contacting rouge.
the more messages she sent the more her brow furrowed. amy shook her head in disbelief.
"rouge is really acting strange. normally she tells me things. but right now she is being evasive."
"let me get this straight. you came all the way from your realm to my universe because you want to learn how to make pasta? . . . alright. whatever, i guess that's alright," she sighed, pulling away and gesturing for the oddity to follow her.
amy faltered a bit. the last thing she expected was for metal to need assistance finding somebody he cared about.
"maybe i can ask my friend rouge for help. she can probably get information about your friend. do you think that'd be helpful? it'll be okay, metal," she attempted to assure him.
immediately rushing to the door, opening it, GLARING AT 2011x, and leaning on the doorframe with her arms crossed in annoyance.
"what do you want."
"it's fine, metal! i was joking around with you. i'm sorry. . . . what has you so on edge recently?"
she doesn't seem to know of the missing blonde hedgehog. amy is out of the loop about a LOT of things.
"i really miss sonic. i wonder how he's doing. i hope he visits me soon."
"are you talking about me? you're one to talk." π§
immediately throwing herself into his arms. βΌοΈ
what's going on? oh boy -- . . . i shouldn't have asked.
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"oh -- i probably shouldn't have given you that idea. i am new to places like hyrule. . . . though i have traveled across many variations of mobius," she confessed, pulling a warp ring from her pocket and holding it up.
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"so it's kind of like an explosive that you can eat? . . . if that's what i'm hearing. i bet if you threw the pie it would do the same thing you just said," amy replied with a grin.
amy was too cautious to consume the shock fruit. she wasn't immortal and it was risky.
amy was about to respond when she faltered. she had never heard of that kind of fruit before, but she had to remember that farosh wasn't from mobius.
". . . what is shock fruit? is that something from hyrule?"
pinching the bridge of her nose and keeping herself from getting overly concerned.
". . . . so. you're saying people get hurt? i shouldn't be surprised, but. . . . yeah."
"yep! i enjoy baking. me and cream and gemerl often bake together in our apartment. i like making strawberry shortcake. it's my favorite thing to make."
"i don't think i want to learn about brain rot. it's not for me. . . .i enjoy gardening and baking and crime podcasts. .. not whatever skibidi is."
the only brain rot i know is that toilet nonsense.