Tess of the D’Ysfunctional

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It’s always Gotham 🫩

Ohhhhh

So glad I get to just watch this game for the vibes. As Es said yesterday, I have equal reasons to want to beat both teams so bring it on.

I think I hurt my vocal chords very lightly yesterday 😂

Oh hey, I’m in this

No voice, no problem. MY TEAM IS GOING TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP 😭

Even with leaving early, metro delays will cause me to just make kick off. As long as nothing else happens 🙄 Never change wmata

🙅🏽‍♀️ I’m forbidding it 😭😭😭

Text from Brittany Belka reads, “My son has went to the library and has checked out each of these books at different times and walked around saying "I'm just like Mychal the Librarian mommy!" And then will ask to watch the episode that matches the book so he can read along with the story as it's read. Mychal, you are a true gift in life and you continue to make a difference everyday! My son is neurodiverget and was scared to go to the library because he knows you have to be quiet and it's hard for him to do so. Once he heard you say he is welcome to all libraries he sprung into action and begged to go to the library! Thank you for all you do and continue to do. You are a light in our home and we admire you and Reading Rainbow 🌈 “

This comment means the world! The library is for everyone. For autistic you, ADHD you, dyslexic you, neurodivergent you 💚

It is difficult for some to use a library voice, to whisper. THAT’S OKAY. You belong in the library, we will work together. I admire YOU 😊

Take a look, it’s in a book 💛

After that Seattle game, I would notttttt be speaking on Marta/Pride that way

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Ohhhhh chat. I’m going to die. I will enjoy every second of it but I’m guaranteeing I’m going to die.

pardon our french but

AUBREY MOTHERFUCKING KINGSBURY!!!!!!!&^%!&^%!&^$!^%$!^%$!^%$!&$%^!$!&^&!$^!&!&^!%!^&%!&^!%*^&!%87678768*&^!^*&&^!*%^&!%^&*!&%^!&

Whoever the person on here who said this game would go to PKs..........DAMN YOU FOR BEING RIGHT

Spirit really just like to STRESS ME TF OUT

THATS MY INTERNATIONAL FC

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ABOUT TO THROW A FIT OVER THAT CALL

HERE WE GOOO

Lu Barnes You will always be AMAZING and the game will miss you

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Martha Graham Martha Graham Martha Graham
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Marta in the ref cam made me apologize

Don't need a ref cam, just a camera that doesn't randomly cut out

NWSL has been standing still and hoping no one notices, and in all likelihood a Black player who stood up for others — in the absence of proper moral leadership from the league — is going to have the right-wing rage machine aimed directly at her.

And everyone saw it coming.

This is what broke me. OH CP23 there will never be anyone like you.

Ok, this got me 🥹

Happy ping ponging from game to game to us all

EMMA SEARS HAT TRICK

Emma Sears gets pulled down and it’s not called so the very next play Sam Coffey just bruises the NZ player *cackles*

Also, KC I’m slightly disappointed because Audi would be calling for that ref’s head lol

ROSE OH MY GOODNESS