Briana Maley

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That sounds...intriguing...but I always find after the third sip the taste doesn't matter much.

Did you try asking for Absolut Poire? Maybe they have that?

yeah, like sometimes you just have to tell readers shit, instead of always trying to show it

And thank you in advance for visiting and supporting the town. They are still really hurting after Helene.

Parts of the Blue Ridge Parkway are likely still closed, but if you can figure out where it's open you shouldn't miss a drive and/or hike up there.

My favorite writerly activity is the Thomas Wolfe house. The house is well-preserved with original furnishings and kitchen appliances, etc, so it can be interesting for kids even if they haven't read Look Homeward Angel yet ;)

People talk about the Pinball Museum but I've never been. Plan to walk around town and visit shops and galleries.

There are trolley tours that take you around and tell you the history of the town - there's a lot of it! including Zelda Fitzgerald's untimely demise - and I think that's worth it too.

The premiere indie bookstore is Malaprop's.

This is my beautiful home town! The main attraction is the Biltmore House, and while it is pricey it is also worth it. Plan to spend most of the day there. In addition to the house, there are gardens and grounds - if you're lucky you might catch a demonstration by the blacksmith.

on the flip side, what would i write about if that childhood went away? ;)

I read every word and loved it. You had me at "sandwich."

The college poet who became in insurance salesman 💕

My vote is an unequivocal no.

This bill lacks decency and good old fashioned common sense.

Read a book or a Bible and you’ll know how this turns out.

CALLS ARE WORKING - it has bought us precious time, but we NEED to keep the pressure up.

Tomorrow is the cloture vote.

KEEP CALLING: (202) 224-3121 ☎️☎️☎️

Tell your Dem Senator to vote NO on Cloture and NO on the Republican spending bill.

Do NOT assume your Senator will be good on this. Trust me.

And by young, I guess I mean 40 😂

All the people I know who crochet are young and hip!

An empty refrigerator case showing the egg section of my local grocery store.

We have traded in our Constitutional freedom for...grocery stores without a single egg for sale.

It just gets grosser and grosser.

I’m not going to the Joint Address. I will be live posting and chatting with you all here instead. Then going on IG Live after.

Sadly in addition to the snowplow that Elon and the Felon are driving over our Constitution, those who were suffering financially before the election will suffer even more. Thanks @vanhollen.senate.gov for speaking up. More of this, please.

You might not see it in the mainstream media, but over 10,000 people protested today at Tesla showrooms across the country, another 10,000+ rallied in support of national parks, and more than 1,000 gathered in Vermont to protest Vance’s visit.

The only guarantee that we will fail at the task before us is if we don't attempt it.