Oh let’s absolutely fucking go

Sources tell me it’s raining

IF YOU LIVE IN SEATTLE, for the love of god, please check to make sure your ballot was counted and doesn’t need its signature cured

info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...

great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system

It’s Monday my dudes

Anyway, here’s a picture of my cat Carrot

Hey hi this is me

This series has been so much fun to watch, glad to see other folks enjoying it!

Btw this the guy who punched me. Keep an eye out for him if you hang around Cal Anderson Park.

Puppy time!

My handler: @bearickson.bsky.social

Today’s date, 5/21/25, can be read the same both forward and backward. Repost if you have sex with men

I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again:

Live Action Code: Lyoko with some tweaks:
1) bigger focus on the virtual world being a persistent playground for AI creatures
2) showing the kids grow their skills and gain equipment like an rpg
3) more focus on the horror of the time travel

Hrothgar earn condoms

Him: ready for round 2?
Me:

Ask them to install the lasers in your eyes, best of luck!!

Thank you babe!!!!!! I hope you’ve been well lately!

Thank you hon!! 🥰

*taking earnest notes*

“what a nerd lol" i say with barely controlled lust

Offering up my belly and chest as stress relief for good boys

You look so warm and inviting 🤤

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Everyone go appreciate my friend’s lovely chest 😍

So happy to have the girls evened out again!

Holy shit 🥴

It depends on what your DM allows, and if y’all are using the new DM’s guide, but there’s a ton of cool magic items you could use. If you can, an “Instrument of the Bard” has three versions at Uncommon level that gives you a bunch of rad spells