Drew Morgan

You don’t have to agree with anything Charlie Kirk believed to have gut-wrenching sympathy for his wife and kids.

You don’t even have to know he got shot & died. I felt bad for them before I knew.

*young me, developing a strong sense of justice*

This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane

This is blowing my mind

Ohhh right. Haha yes

This rules Sarah. Thank you. I wish I could remember what I said

Ain’t no ham like a Birmingham

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I’ll be in Knoxville July 25, Kingsport/Tri-Cities 26th, and Birmingham the 31st. Come on out

A swing voter is not a centrist. It's like, a guy who loves guns but has a gay sister, loves weed but hates food stamps because his cousin who owes him 50 bucks gets them. (Also, Osama was Iraqi.) You don't win that guy with a carefully crafted platform, you do it by not seeming fucking lame

always a good time to give a bookish kid who thinks magic is cool the Earthsea books

The culture war has many veterans on many fronts, and they all deserve our respect

Yesss

This is so they can pay us all less

I’ll be at Zanie’s Nashville auditioning for Netflix Jan. 23 and in Marietta Georgia for the Honest Fox festival Jan. 24. Thank you and good luck overcoming your own and the world’s demons today.

YouTube video by Drew Morgan We hear from Luigi’s brother

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Naw some lady robbed him of happiness.

Tickets at my website. Leaving one at will call for Luigi

The universal feeling of joy we all felt when that CEO got shot probably was genuinely medically good for us. So in a small way, we got a little bit of universal healthcare. It was as good as I imagined

Tryin to ID this man. It’s hard

YouTube video by Trae Crowder (Liberal Redneck) WellRED Podcast: Does Alex McDaniel Know Who Killed College Football?

New WellRED is out and me and @drewmorgcomedy.bsky.social are joined by the wonderful sports writer @alexmcdaniel.co to talk about who killed college football!

This truly is one of my greatest achievements

Yo NASHVILLE! Me @thetraecrowder.bsky.social and @drewmorgcomedy.bsky.social are headed your way for our annual Home For The Holiday shows!

Dec 12-14! Get your tickets now at TraeCrowder.com cause it’s only a few tickets left!

Thank you

This rules

Pardoning your son is cool but you know what’s cooler ? Letting him die for our sins
- a youth pastor somewhere, I assume

I think our immigration authorities are genuinely awful disgusting institutions but I wanna be Crystal clear that I’ll call ICE on a Canadian for fun

I’ll be in St. Augustine/Jacksonville this weekend. Elon Musk your name is in the guest list but just so we can fist fight.

My last word will be “there’s a new app? I better get it”