SimpsonsQOTD

Season 4 / Episode 5

"Hey, hi, fellow halloweenies.
Did I scaredilly-dare you?"

"Why... Da-da-darn it."

Season 10 / Episode 4

"Ooh! Look, Marge, Maggie lost her baby legs."

"Oh, my god. Homer, do something.
The ceiling's not a safe place for a young baby."

Season 9 / Episode 4

“Come on! We just wanna eat your skin.”

Season 6 / Episode 6

“Homer? It’s Moe. Listen, some of the ghouls
and I think the project isn’t moving forward.”

“Can’t murder now, eating.”

"Aw for crying out loud, come on."

Season 7 / Episode 6

"Gaah! Help! Please help me!"

"Willie, please. Mr. Van Houten has the floor."

"I for one would like to see the cafeteria
menus in advance so parents can adjust
their dinner menus accordingly.
I don't like the idea of Milhouse having
two spaghetti meals in one day."

Season 4 / Episode 5

"Excuse me, I'm John Smith."

"John Smith 1882?"

"My mistake."

Season 5 / Episode 5

"Quick! We have to kill the boy!"

"How'd you know he's a vampire?"

"He's a vampire? Aaah!"

"Homer, we gotta do something.
Today, he's drinking people's blood.
Tomorrow, he could be smoking."

Season 8 / Episode 1

"There, there, Hugo, I understand.
All those years caged up in here
why, you've probably never even seen
your own face in the mirror have you? Here."

Season 6 / Episode 6

"You're still not in your own world, Homer.
I can get you home, but you have to do exactly as..."

"This is indeed a disturbing universe."

Season 3 / Episode 7

"Trick or treat, man."

“Hey, aren't you a little old for this?
You're not even wearing costumes."

“Hand over the candy, old dude, or we
egg your house back to the stone age!"

Season 4 / Episode 5

"Hey, Simpson. I'm feeling a might peckish.
Mind if I chew your ear?"

"Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!"

"He was a zombie?"

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Season 8 / Episode 5

"Woo hoo! Woo hoo!
A whole week of just father and son.
See you at dinner."

"What time?"

'Do you know?"

"I don't know."

"Shall we say 10:00?"

"All right, just wake me up."

Season 6 / Episode 5

"Stuck-up Riverdale punks... Think they're too good for me."

Season 6 / Episode 1

"I wish you'd stop spreading bad rumors about people.
Remember how you got grandpa tarred and feathered?"

"Sure. That was 20 minutes ago."

"Going to be in the tub for a while."

Season 12 / Episode 3

"You got to help me. My daughter found out I'm a jerk."

"Oh, Krusty, I'm sure she just needs time to get used to you."

"Marge, may I play devil's advocate for a moment?"

"Sure. Go ahead."

Season 3 / Episode 20

"Oh, Homer, you're as smart as you are handsome."

"Hey!"

Season 4 / Episode 7

"Uh, actually, I was wondering if you were
free for a little get-together tonight.
Dinner, dancing, and...Mr. Tom Jones."

"Hello, Marge."

"That's it, big smile, everybody's happy."

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Season 5 / Episode 13

Season 9 / Episode 17

"Man has always loved his buildings but
what happens when the buildings say 'No more'?"

homer simpsons on the sofa

"Ah! I love these lazy saturdays."

"It's wednesday, homer."

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Season 6 / Episode 8

"In that case, I sentence you to
a lifetime of horror on Monster Island.
Don't worry. It's just a name."

"He said... It was just a name."

"What he meant is that Monster Island
is actually a peninsula."

Season 7 / Episode 10

"Ooh! Look at me. I'm making people happy.
I'm the magical man from Happy Land
In a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane."

Season 4 / Episode 11

"Homer, I'm afraid you'll have to undergo
a coronary bypass operation."

"Say it in english, doc."

"You're going to need open-heart surgery."

"Spare me your medical mumbo-jumbo."

"We're going to cut you open and tinker with your ticker."

"Could you dumb it down a shade?"

Season 4 / Episode 21

"Marge, you've come to the right place.
By hiring me as your lawyer
you also get this smoking monkey.
Better cut down there, Smokey."

Season 8 / Episode 20

"You got to give me back my floor.
My customers are walking around on the pipes!"

"Hey, next time, pay your bills."

"But I don't want to."

Season 6 / Episode 15

"I get 5% off on everything in the store just because I look like-
I mean, just because I am krusty the clown?"

"How could I charge full price to the man whose lust for filthy
magazines kept me in business during that first, shaky year?
By the way, here is your new issue of gigantic asses."

Season 5 / Episode 6

"We're in pursuit of two female suspects.
One is wearing a green dress, pearls and has a lot of blue hair."

"A lot of blue hair?! Hahaha! What a freak!"