"Oh, lousy Smarch weather."
"First, the award for the alumnus who's
gained the most weight. Homer Simpson.
How did you do it, Homer?"
"I discovered a meal between
breakfast and brunch."
"Kids, your father and I are going through a really tough time right now."
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"When I first heard about the operation,
I was against it, but then I thought
'If Homer wants to be a woman, so be it.'"
"Barney, I'm not getting a sex change."
"What?! What the hell am I supposed
to do with this jumbo thong bikini?"
"As a sign of good faith to our australian "friends"
we'd like to imprison Bart for five years."
"That's tough but fair.
Boy, go with the man."
♪ When a fire starts to burn ♪
♪ There's a lesson you must learn ♪
♪ Something, something, then you'll see ♪
♪ You'll avoid catastrophe. ♪
"Now, close your eyes for a moment
and really listen to that inner voice inside.
Your inner child. Listen. What's he saying?"
"Stay the course, big Ned. You're doing super."
"Food goes in here."
"Hey, Moe. Whatsa matter?
You no talka with your accent no more."
"Oh, stupid tornado!
Ha ha! It got Patty and Selma."
"I feel it all the way up my skirt."
"Ditto."
"Come on, you stupid horse!
I got my last ten bucks on you.
No, don't look at me. Run!
No, don't come over here.
Oh, boy."
"What a magical city.
Can we come back next year, dad?"
"We'll see, honey. We'll see."
"I won't be able to play tonight.
My old gimpy knee has gone akimbo again."
"Take that!"
"Ooh... Smithers.
That precision assault popped it back into place.
Thank you, masked stranger."
"Oh! He's gonna ruin everything."
"How many people want Homer
banned from this place for life?"
"Aw, come on, everybody.
This bar is like a tavern to me."
"Sorry Homer, you should have thought of that
before you gave me the old 'sugar me do.'
I'm taking your caricature down from Mount Lushmore"
"This is Ned Flanders, my friend!"
"What did he say?"
"I don't know.
Something about being gay."
"Hey, Dad?
Can I have a thousand dollars?"
"All right.
Wait a minute!
For what?"
"To pay for a lawyer for my bum."
"Forget it."
"Say some gangsta is dissin' your fly girl.
Ya just give' em one of these."
"Hey, Homer, you promised mom
you wouldn't wear your dress outside."
"Nuts to that. I'm going to the movies."
"And let me say
May the force be with you."
"Do you even know who I am?"
"I think I do.
Weren't you one of the little rascals?"
"Son, this is Mrs. Burns.
I just called to say I don't love you.
You are a bad son, Mon... tel."
"Can you mix drinks?"
"I don't know."
"I'll have a Manhattan."
"Make Legs a Manhattan."
"I'm not sure I... "
"Yeah, it's a lazy, dog-dangling afternoon.
But something's a little off.
Hey, Marge, you don't smoke."
"Well, I just felt like filling the house
with the rich, satisfying smell of tobacco."
"You want to pick on immigrants?!
Then pick on Willie!"
"900 dollarydoos!?
Tobias! Did you accept a six-hour
Collect call from the states?"
"It was an emergency call from the International
Drainage Commission in Springfield.
"Oh, my God!
There's nothing wrong with the bidet, is there?"
"Now, to the plant!
We'll take the Spruce Moose!
Hop in!"
"But, sir"
"I said hop in."
"Dear Lord, may your loving hand guide
Homer to the mattress, square and true.
Okay."
Bicho papão????
