Eve Evangeline

Hold your sweet lips a little closer

Having seen him in person to watch him drone on in front of a bunch of students in a dull monotone for an hour - I can see it. Like literally flat affect

Thanks gorgeous

Thanks handsome

Talkin to u

A few of the dealership staff did, without much discretion, discuss among themselves that I have a nice rack

Returning to work tomorrow after some transportation snafus. Thank you endlessly to all the sluts who helped me walk off the lot with a 2026 vehicle today 😘

STUNNING

Thank you, gorgeous 🙏

Not my ancestral lands rejecting me 😭

Take me somewhere warm so we can play footsie with bare legs

#datenyc

I’m moving back to the Lehigh Valley as I’m feeling like my life/business is fragmenting and I hope to tour less… I miss having loads of regular local clients and cultivating cozier relationships while still enjoying family nearby. Also, those locals need to stop retiring to Florida.

☺️ would love to

You don’t have sex or porn addiction, you’re starving from fighting your appetites at the advice of closeted religious pervs and now everyone and everything reminds you of a hamburger

Hell yeah.

Noice

😭

Oh my god you poor thing. I remember subsisting on a diet of melon and pudding every time I got them adjusted. Now that I care about nutrition, perhaps I would have done soft tofu? Hope they feel better soon

I feel like I’ve gotten much better at creative, intelligent dirty talk after some tenure in this career, but it took time. I’ve heard my massage skills have improved. Wondering what skill sets other SW feel this job has honed for them

I’d like to introduce you to our newest candidate, a wet noodle. He is running on a platform of thoughts and prayers which he says he will ensure are performed loudly to dampen the screams coming from the orphan crushing machine. He has received $400 million in campaign donations

I do too. Cutie

It’s certainly edgy but a good, safe time was had by all. No need to yuck other’s yums ☺️

Stuck in a hedonist gravity well between wanting to stay cozy inside with a slut and smoking a fatty outside, all winter long

Thank you so much but the tattoo is from when I was very young and in the Army and a joke :) I’m a nice girl grounded in reality who happens to do fucked up shit only with people who enjoy it, promise

Idk guys there’s something about squished boobs in latex and playful threats that never gets old

Well, if you hadn’t told me I wouldn’t be able to tell anyway!

I don’t have advice but I’ve concluded this is because I am very soft/rounded in my features… I gather angular features/square people photograph have fewer problems w this. and that this means our femininity simply cannot be contained in a mere simulacrum.

Honestly my type is just 5-30 years older than me and thinks of me when he goes in Bloomingdale’s

Slid my velvet fists in leather gloves all over him and loved it. Thank you M

I’m sorry, I can’t anymore 🫠