Amy Renee

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

to whom it may concern:

how dare you email me

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

gradient.horse Draw a horse, watch it run!

omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for

gradient.horse

CYBR.HAK.CON is coming to Plano, TX! I have joined forces with @cybrseccon.bsky.social to start a hacker and practitioner conference in the DFW area.

It's 2026, so I now say "If you believe that, I've got a datacenter in space to sell you."

"Yeah, we schedule everything using a FAFO algori-"

"You mean FIFO?"

"No, FAFO. You can preempt whatever workloads you want, but we give the owner your exact location and a baseball bat"

Error: entity released

...horrifying message without context, thank you

The sound of dialup screaming was really warning us of what was to come

Screencap of a tweet. There's a picture of a boulder blocking a lane on a 2-lane highway. Tweet from San Miguel Sheriff @SheriffAlert Large boulder the size of a small boulder is completely blocking east-bound lane Highway 145 mm78 at Silverpick Rd. Please use caution and watch for emergency vehicles in the area. 11:45 AM • Jan 27, 2020

Happy "large boulder the size of a small boulder" day to all who celebrate.

Cloudflare misconfiguration behind recent BGP route leak Cloudflare has shared more details about a recent 25-minute Border Gateway Protocol (BGP) route leak affecting IPv6 traffic, which caused measurable congestion, packet loss, and approximately 12 Gbps…

Cloudflare misconfiguration behind recent BGP route leak www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/securit...

YouTube video by LegalEagle The Execution of Alex Pretti Broke Me

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDEA...

Devon's reaction to the video that we have all watched far too many times already is deeply moving.

Shakespeare: “The pound of flesh which I demand of him is dearly bought; 'tis mine, and I will have it.”

Me taking notes: 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘢 𝘱𝘪𝘦𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘦?

Code is liability. AI allows us to create tremendous amounts of liability very quickly

Cover art for my upcoming book, The NIST 2.0 Cybersecurity Framework: Practical Risk Management Using Real-World Incidents.

So, it's really going to happen. My next book to be published by Wiley is slated for release in April.

I have analyzed some high-profile cyber incidents and mapped them to the outcomes in the NIST 2.0 Framework. 1/3

This is the cosmic Spaghetti Nebula! This ionized gas is a remnant of a star that exploded 3,000 light-years away! It spans 160 light-years across. Captured in hydrogen (red) and oxygen (blue-green), it’s a testament to the universe’s powerful artistry.
#SpaghettiNebula #Supernova #Astrophotography

The image features a fluffy, orange and white cat resting on a surface, looking directly at the viewer with a slightly displeased expression. The cat's fur is voluminous and its ears are perked up. The background is a blurred, neutral tone. Surrounding the cat, there is white text on a black background. Transcribed Text: Have you ever looked at someone and thought shut the hell up. And they weren't even speaking.

Thursday

@offthemarkparisi.bsky.social

A large gray cat sits on a partially-closed shoebox. Another cat’s face pokes out of the open corner of the box.

Not enough has been written about Schrödinger’s assistant, Otto.

One of the reasons we insist on everyone submitting a ticket...

Lego flowers in a vase.

Holiday Lego project looks fabulous.

Flowers I can’t kill definitely an added bonus. 🌿🌸

I am ready to protect and serve!

3 pins depicting quotes and the main character from the Murderbot Diaries books The top pin reads: Plan A01: Rain destruction has been suspended by Plan B01: distract and extract The middle pin is an armoured figure with the words Art sent me written on the helmet The bottom pin reads 448: I received your request but I decided to ignore you

Murderbot pins arrived! 💜
@marthawells.com

The image is a humorous photo of a tabby cat seated at a tabletop, imitating a human-like posture with its front paws resting on the surface. The cat has a serious expression, and its coat features a mix of gray, black, and brown stripes. The background is out of focus, suggesting an indoor setting. The image includes white text at the top and bottom. Transcribed Text: I don’t know how to say this, but... you don’t have a hamster anymore

Tuesday

Same

I laughed