👑Nullen, Biscuit Overlord.

There's never been a person less qualified for a job than Kennedy.

Sign for a company called Turboanalisis.

Turbo
Anal
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There's no other way to read it.

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Get absolutely fucked.

Aww

Mistakes were made

This is the right wing in England. I wish this was a comedy sketch, but unfortunately, these people do exist.

Post stating that Ghislane Maxwell has been moved to a minimum security prison.

At this point, Trump could declare a ban on Unicorn hunting and i would be surprised.

San Antonio data centers guzzled 463 million gallons of water as area faced drought The heavy usage, equivalent to tens of thousands of households, comes as residents are told to conserve water.

Maybe it's just me but I think access to water is a little more important than asking Grok which famous person checked out my profile.

www.sacurrent.com/news/san-ant...

The latest video from batshitland delivered by batshit blondie at the request of the batshit fuhrer.

Radioactive wasp nest found at site where US once made nuclear bombs Workers at a South Carolina site that once made nuclear bomb parts have found a radioactive wasp nest

"We have wasps that no one has even heard of before. You never saw this under Biden. Now we have these big, beautiful wasps that are full of radioactive material. We're bringing wasps back. Just like we did with asbestos." *does a little dance*

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I just figured out what to do with my extra produce.

This is brilliant. Helping the community stay healthy and updated on fascists.

It's a public service.

White dog facing the camera with a couple of people sat on sofas near by. The dog has its eyes closed and looks tired or pissed off.

"I can't deal with this shit anymore"

Playground for a wedgeless firm. That phaser sound is sonically perfect.

Post stating "A man was discovered to be unknowingly missing 90% of his brain, yet he was living a normal life"

Trump's latest medical

5D chess master 😉

Galvanised beds. Are you fucking The Hulk?

News headline stating Mrs. Macron is suing Klandace Owens over claims she was born a man.

Klandace Owens being sued by Brigette Macron is only going to go one way. Watching Klandace's downfall is something I can't wait for.

I'm no explosives expert, but surely there's a better way of disposing of an (supposedly) inert grenade than cutting it in half?

"Yeah, that bomb is inert. Bring out the angle grinders."

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Picture of a fossilised Ankylosaurus in a museum. Someone commented "I would absolutely fuck the shit out of that thing."

0 chill.

This company designed a very unusual bottle, and everyone's making the same joke Japanese designer Kenji Abe created the concept of a beer bottle with a rounded bottom: and Gay Twitter have united in making the same joke.

"Hey, we've designed a really cool new beer bottle."
"Will it fit in my ass?"

www.thepinknews.com/2025/07/21/k...

Sign on the bar which reads 'Dog Menu'

I'll have a Spaniel please

Fuck yeah.

Be strong.

If that fails, cover your tracks well.

A serial sex offender is President of the United States of America. He’s been accused of raping children and is covering up for one of the most prolific traffickers and paedophiles in US history because he was a client.

Meanwhile, far right politicians in the UK support him.

I've reached that age where I'm taking photos of flowers. In reality, I'm just proud that I haven't killed it.

This is very true.

Amazing that some people this this party is a credible alternative in British politics.

Removing 2 million quid from net zero funds to give to flood funds.

Prevention is better than a cure. Unless you're a fkwit.

Disco Rice is amazing.