This reminds me of that Frankie Boyle joke about how Americans not only come to your country and kill your people, they also come back twenty years later to make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers sad.
01.03.2026 05:21 β
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Putting things like basic ethics aside...
... does anyone really believe that the Home Office, which cant deal with its present asylum responsibilities, is going to be able to review every application, every 30 months?
I have a bridge to sell you
01.03.2026 22:33 β
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Brighton were on a run of just one victory in their previous 13 Premier League matches before winning the last two in a row.
#BHAARS
02.03.2026 07:54 β
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1 Nwaneri 1+0 NΓΈrgaard 0+1
01.03.2026 18:50 β
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2025-26 Goal involvements (Goals+Assists) all comps:
17 GyΓΆkeres 15+2
14 Trossard 7+7 Martinelli 11+3
13 Saka 8+5 Rice 4+9
12 Eze 7+5
9 Merino Zubimendi Madueke 6+3 Gabriel & Timber 4+5
7 Γdegaard 1+6
6 Jesus 5+1
4 Calafiori 1+3 Lewis-Skelly 0+4 Havertz 2+2
3 White 1+2
2 Hincapie Saliba 1+1
01.03.2026 18:49 β
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Declan Rice now has 20 Premier League assists for Arsenal, bringing him level with Andrey Arshavin and Ray Parlour.
#ARSCHE
01.03.2026 18:46 β
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Today is the second time Gabriel and Saliba have combined for a Premier League goal after Saliba assisted his teammate in August 2022 against Fulham, from a corner.
#ARSCHE
01.03.2026 18:42 β
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All four of today's Premier League games finished as 2-1 home wins.
#ARSCHE
01.03.2026 18:41 β
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Arsenal are unbeaten in their last 11 games against Chelsea in all competitions (W8 D3).
#ARSCHE
01.03.2026 18:40 β
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Arsenal have only failed to score in just one of their last 16 Premier League games against Chelsea.
#ARSCHE
01.03.2026 18:40 β
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This was the ninth time in the Premier League this season that Arsenal have scored a match-winning goal from a corner, now the outright most by a team in a single campaign (overtaking Manchester Unitedβs eight in 2012-13).
#ARSCHE
01.03.2026 18:39 β
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Arsenal have gone 1-0 up from a corner on nine occasions in the Premier League this season, the joint-most by a team in a single campaign, along with Southampton in 1994-95 (9).
#ARSCHE
01.03.2026 18:39 β
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Arsenal's 16 goals from corners in the Premier League this season is the joint-most by any side in a single campaign, alongside Oldham in 1992-93, West Brom in 2016-17, and the Gunners themselves in 2023-24.
#ARSCHE
01.03.2026 18:38 β
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Now, it's a happy St Totteringham's Day
01.03.2026 18:37 β
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Passes completed between Pedro Neto's red card and final whistle
Arsenal: 55
Chelsea: 114
01.03.2026 18:30 β
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Such piss poor game management here again.
01.03.2026 18:27 β
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I think Arsenal should come out of the dressing room for the second half.
01.03.2026 17:50 β
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Joao Pedro is such a cheat.
01.03.2026 17:47 β
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Arsenal have dropped points after being ahead against Man Utd, Brentford and Wolves in recent weeks. Can't keep allowing that to happen.
01.03.2026 17:36 β
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Viktor GyΓΆkeres has scored five goals in his last five Premier League appearances.
#ARSCHE
01.03.2026 16:20 β
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Eberechi Eze has scored each of his last 11 Premier League goals in London, with all six of his goals for Arsenal this season coming in London derbies (1 vs Crystal Palace, 5 vs Spurs), the most ever by a player in a season without scoring outside of London derby games.
#ARSCHE
01.03.2026 16:18 β
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Arsenal vs Chelsea: Five Key Subplots for Sunday's Massive London Derby | Opta Analyst
Ahead of Sunday's Premier League London derby at the Emirates Stadium, we analyse five of the key subplots for Arsenal vs Chelsea.
Prepare for the game at the Emirates Stadium with our five key subplots. π
Can Arsenal regain their five-point advantage at the top of the Premier League, or will Chelsea throw a spanner in the works of the title race?
#ARSCHE
theanalyst.com/articles/ars...
01.03.2026 15:34 β
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Bukayo Saka has scored (1) or assisted (4) in five of his last seven Premier League appearances against Chelsea.
#ARSCHE
01.03.2026 15:48 β
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Arsenal have only failed to score in one of their last 15 Premier League games against Chelsea.
#ARSCHE
01.03.2026 09:26 β
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Kai Havertz has scored three goals in his last four appearances against Chelsea.
#ARSCHE
01.03.2026 04:57 β
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Polanski and Farage have more in common than you might think
Despite huge political differences, the Green and Reform leaders have much in common, writes Laura Kuenssberg.
So typical of the BBC to make an historic win for the Green Party this week into a story involving Farage and Reform. The level of bias at the BBC is embarrassing.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
28.02.2026 16:03 β
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Arsenal will play Leverkusen.
We are in a different half of the draw to Man City, Real Madrid, PSG, Chelsea, Liverpool and obviously Bayern.
Bodo Glimt or Sporting Lisbon in the 1/4 finals if we get past Leverkusen!
27.02.2026 11:18 β
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Man City v Real Madrid - ha. Let's hope we get drawn in the other side of the draw π€
27.02.2026 11:14 β
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Arsenal are unbeaten in their last 10 games against Chelsea in all competitions (W7 D3).
#ARSCHE
26.02.2026 23:31 β
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It's easy to do nothing. Better at least to try to do something to create more equity across European football.
26.02.2026 02:35 β
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