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@kattsdogma.bsky.social

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HURRY UP & LIKE MY POSTS BEFORE BLUESKY GOES DOWN AG…oh goddammit 🫩

04.03.2026 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

person who never heard of bluesky: so what do you do all day
me: im on bluesky
pwnhob: huh?
me: im on bluesky it’s like twitter which is now called β€œX” or β€œX, formerly known as twitter” bc c’mon nobody says β€œX” that’s a dumb name and
pwnhob: jfc stfu i was just being polite i don’t really give a

03.03.2026 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

crying out β€œmedic!” like in starship troopers when i get a papercut

03.03.2026 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 138    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no, don't show me your boobies, that would be terrible! πŸ‘€

03.03.2026 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Crap

03.03.2026 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

… fuck

03.03.2026 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*types into search engine* is crispy marshmallow brain a symptom of perimenopause?

02.03.2026 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 85    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

If anyone knows a good malpractice attorney, please let me know. Thanks in advance.

03.03.2026 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ayyyy sorry i only know bad ones😫

03.03.2026 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

[Showing you blood test results on a date] look how normal I am

23.02.2026 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

time to learn something new and podcast it

03.03.2026 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

my eyes are up here. no, wait, ok, they’re down there. ok. nvm😬

03.03.2026 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The monkey that has a stuffed monkey as his parent

The monkey that has a stuffed monkey as his parent

Timeline cleanser

02.03.2026 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm experimenting challenging pervy guys my age and older when they make inappropriate comments and learned they respond to shit like "Well the Rolling Stones taught me that when the girls walk by in their summer clothes, just turn your head until the darkness goes" and THEY ACTUALLY GET THAT SHIT

02.03.2026 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

right?

03.03.2026 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

nice. you’ve pwnd me im dedπŸ‘»

03.03.2026 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

right??? πŸ™„

03.03.2026 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*cringing in advance of how he’ll act at Dover AFB when the fallen are brought home*

03.03.2026 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œmore troops will likely die. i don’t get bored. ooh look! curtains!”
- PO(tu)S

03.03.2026 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

oh Jesus, Jackie…I’m so sorry you had to go through this πŸ’œ

03.03.2026 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In 2021 I had an MRI because I had back pain. My doctor said it looked fine. 2 years later I had another one because the pain was getting worse. There was a tumor in my spine. Which was also there 2 years ago, but no one told me. My Dana Farber doctor failed to open that report.

26.02.2026 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 952    πŸ” 178    πŸ’¬ 97    πŸ“Œ 8

[Disney Studio, 1961]

animator: i’ve got an idea. how about 102 Dalmations ?

disney exec: make it 101 and you’ve got yourself a deal

animator: *rubs one out*

14.08.2024 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 113    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚

03.03.2026 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i own Pwnhobℒ️ how dare you

03.03.2026 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fascinating what you all say you won't do and how quickly that shit flies out the window once a Klondike bar is mentioned.

02.03.2026 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

I hit a padlock with a stone 3 times and it didn't burst open.
Every movie lied

05.02.2026 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3

how long until the bodies in the closet become skeletons? asking for a friend

02.03.2026 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 112    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I find myself less concerned that tonight is the last Blood Moon for two years and more concerned with whatever happened to Moon Bloodgood?

02.03.2026 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Caption says This is how a snake's mouth looks from the inside, I think everything is clear now.

Caption says This is how a snake's mouth looks from the inside, I think everything is clear now.

05.02.2026 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0