babe who tf is jay peg
09.03.2026 22:01 — 👍 22 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0babe who tf is jay peg
09.03.2026 22:01 — 👍 22 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0I've hit the point, when something bad happens to me, I can't even cry, anymore. I'm finally broken.
05.12.2025 15:46 — 👍 18 🔁 7 💬 4 📌 0amyyyyyy!!!! congrats!!!!! 🥳
09.03.2026 21:32 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i read my 6yo niece some of your skeets and she said your jokes are mid and need more poop
09.03.2026 05:38 — 👍 137 🔁 32 💬 11 📌 1motor oil joins the chat: i’ll keep you lubricated, bb😘
09.03.2026 21:26 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i mean,,, duh
09.03.2026 21:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
shitler gets warning he’s triggered unplanned crisis and it could ‘destabilize the world’ . uhhhh,, ya think ? 🙄
uhhhh,, ya think ? 🙄
09.03.2026 21:19 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0What's your sign?
09.03.2026 08:15 — 👍 62 🔁 14 💬 3 📌 20Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed
05.03.2026 00:34 — 👍 44 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 6
olive oyl: popeye, help!!
crude oil: stfu, ya skank
[annnnnnd, send 👻]
Today on the express line, a customer demanded to see the manager. Ah, to return to the days when we didn't have a Karen the world.
09.03.2026 19:52 — 👍 13 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0I don't like mentioning my identical twin unless I'm accused of a crime.
11.02.2026 22:26 — 👍 46 🔁 17 💬 0 📌 0I'm not depressed. I just hate everyone and everything
03.03.2026 15:43 — 👍 182 🔁 58 💬 9 📌 3😂
09.03.2026 17:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Marriage is two people deciding who’s more tired. Every single morning. Forever.
07.03.2026 12:12 — 👍 94 🔁 20 💬 5 📌 0The 80's was mostly saxophone. Mostly.
04.03.2026 14:45 — 👍 94 🔁 23 💬 16 📌 5mission accomplished , i guess 😬
09.03.2026 16:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0linseed oil: i don’t even know what i am 😭
09.03.2026 15:45 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Just tried to look up a definition by tapping on the word in a physical book.
09.03.2026 01:14 — 👍 90 🔁 23 💬 8 📌 1There are only three things in life better than sitting in front of an open window as a storm comes in.
07.03.2026 00:20 — 👍 42 🔁 13 💬 1 📌 0Have the kind of sex where you have to buy a new house.
09.03.2026 10:42 — 👍 117 🔁 47 💬 10 📌 1Some valleys are meant to stay hidden
06.03.2026 12:53 — 👍 46 🔁 14 💬 6 📌 0WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE OIL REFINERIES?!?
09.03.2026 05:17 — 👍 29 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0My cat's shits are getting bigger every day but his diet hasn't changed so does that mean i'm shrinking?
08.03.2026 16:22 — 👍 49 🔁 12 💬 10 📌 0Bad news. The 24 hour day returns Monday.
09.03.2026 00:07 — 👍 71 🔁 17 💬 5 📌 0got mad that i was mowing the lawn in my good sweat shorts and then got madder that i have “good sweat shorts”
08.03.2026 16:30 — 👍 221 🔁 36 💬 9 📌 0olive oyl’s sister, virgin olive oyl: what
09.03.2026 13:18 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0I still don’t think using the acquisition of a Klondike Bar as an evaluator of what kind of abhorrent behavior I’m capable of is a good idea. When push comes to shove, rest assured I can go to some dark places.
08.03.2026 00:54 — 👍 12 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0okay yes I read the invite but this is my wedding hoodie
08.03.2026 15:01 — 👍 119 🔁 37 💬 5 📌 0
olive oyl: popeye, help!!
crude oil: stfu, ya skank
[annnnnnd, send 👻]