@kattsdogma.bsky.social
it me, kd: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bgwoouqx463ponaj5f4wy5y2/feed/aaab3vh6gtzlc
UGH I CANβT . CUZ ITS STILL 7:30
03.11.2025 02:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0FUCK ITS STILL 7:30 FUUUUCK
03.11.2025 02:40 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0aaarrrrgh
03.11.2025 02:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There are no sidewalks in this part of town. On Halloween night no kids are around. No knocks on the door and no trick or treaters. But there's a peanut butter cup and I'm gonna eat her.
31.10.2025 22:42 β π 18 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0
A mattress in a phone booth, receiver to where its ear might be.
βPlease Claudette, let me come home. I promise Iβll try to be more supportive.β
03.11.2025 01:43 β π 84 π 16 π¬ 7 π 1I once tried to drink a V8 but had to stop when I choked on a camshaft.
03.11.2025 01:02 β π 9 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0*new evidence suggests the monster mash was not the graveyard smash it was first reported to be by the woke liberal media*
01.11.2025 02:12 β π 154 π 25 π¬ 2 π 1"They're like sponges at this age," I reassure my wife as I spray down the kitchen table and wipe up the mess with our newborn baby.
31.10.2025 10:03 β π 35 π 8 π¬ 2 π 0Priest: I now pronounce you man and wife.
Me: Of course you do. How else would you pronounce us? βMane and weefβ?
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03.11.2025 01:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0π΅βπ«
03.11.2025 01:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0lol
03.11.2025 01:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0GODDAMNIT ITS ONLY 7:30 WHEN WILL THIS FUCKEN DAY ENDπ
03.11.2025 00:37 β π 43 π 9 π¬ 8 π 0hard to believe what some people spend their time doing when we still have soo much to discover about dinosaurs
22.10.2025 05:09 β π 78 π 18 π¬ 1 π 1This is how Iβm gonna look every time someone dislikes one of my posts
01.11.2025 19:16 β π 23 π 3 π¬ 0 π 6π€steeeeeeeve! thanks!!
02.11.2025 22:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Going as Grandpa Joe from Willy Wonka and staying in bed all day tomorrow.
30.10.2025 20:04 β π 265 π 65 π¬ 4 π 0being a grown up is stupid
29.10.2025 00:20 β π 194 π 54 π¬ 9 π 2hire me, restasisβ’οΈπ
02.11.2025 21:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I want to make Stephen Miller cry.
02.10.2025 00:09 β π 926 π 153 π¬ 121 π 22folks,,π
02.11.2025 21:48 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0when the optometristβs patients attended his funeral, there wasnβt a dry eye in the house . folks,,
02.11.2025 21:47 β π 46 π 16 π¬ 4 π 0Me: *thinking to myself after someone wrongs me* You made an inconsequential and powerless enemy today my friend
05.10.2025 12:53 β π 436 π 108 π¬ 2 π 1α΅Κ³α΅α΅ΚΈ Λ’α΅α΅Λ’α΅βΏ
01.11.2025 05:29 β π 77 π 24 π¬ 2 π 0βWe will starve people if you refuse to let us take away their healthcare!!!β
-GOP negotiations
being gaslit by my clock again
10.03.2024 13:32 β π 292 π 58 π¬ 2 π 1Do you talk to your eggs while you cook them or are you a cunt?
02.11.2025 17:19 β π 35 π 12 π¬ 2 π 0"NO, YOU CANNOT HAVE CANDY FOR BREAKFAST!" my children yell at me.
02.11.2025 14:36 β π 316 π 59 π¬ 12 π 2giving everyone in my family a custom calendar for christmas (every month is just a screenshot of my terrible posts)
02.11.2025 16:46 β π 90 π 31 π¬ 5 π 0
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