I thought it was Charlotte but others have firmly told me it isn’t. But who is it???
A mini one or a normal-sized one? Need to know whether I could get it back to Oxford on the train…
You shouldn’t have been using em-dashes at all.
No.1 is insane
Genuinely tense about this
There are many signs that civilisation is in end times, but one is social media ads for makeup where women dab something on their face while saying “I am literally speechless right now”.
I’d ask a random selection of humans before deciding this is ‘basic’
The most unrealistic thing about TV is no-one is ever gasping for breath when they reach the top of a staircase.
Text, online and emoji semiotics are, however, a whole new field of play.
Five-year-olds having any homework is absurd (and wrong) in my view.
Archbishopy McArchbishopface?
