Cytlan

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Oh, right! I am on this platform too

When a train sees you, it's already too late for it to stop. You need to get out of the way.
Inertia is one hell of a force!

Snowy shibe

Final exam done! I'm free!
And I got a free 6-pack of beer. Noice

Sure! I'll possibly be in Oslo on Tuesday (or maybe the Tuesday after that). Weekend probably is also good

Time for an exam, then sacrifice a virgin to the tropical cyclone approaching me to prevent it from cancelling my flight tomorrow morning...

I know a couple of Karens. Funny thing though, none of the Karens I know are Karens. The actual Karens I've been exposed to have usually been Cathrines, which is a shame, because Cathrine is a way prettier name than Karen, but poor Karen who usually isn't a Karen is getting all the hate

Storm clouds approaching on an otherwise blue sky

Something's on the horizon

The geckos are finally returning to the house. Seeing a few younglings running around.
Please eat all the ants you can find, little guys!

"Oh, I only buy the no-human-meat(organic) lasagna."
Show me one fucking lasagna that is made with human meat, or one fucking lasagna that's made with inorganic matter! I dare you! I double dare you motherfucker!

And yes, I put "organic" in quotation marks deliberately. The "organic" label is like labelling something "contains no human meat". Well fuck me, I expect all my food to be organic and digestible, and I expect none of my food to contain human meat!

This "organic" fad has got to stop. Let's actually care about the environment instead of importing "organic" food from China, eh?

I'm sorry, this whole "organic" thing annoys me to no end. I see good people who want to be healthy, who want the best for the environment, but "organic" food does none of those things over conventional farming.

Not to mention, "organic" farming is arguable worse for the environment!
All farming needs pesticides, but "organic" farming uses less effective pesticides, so they need more of it for the same effect (otherwise everyone would use "organic" pesticides).
It's a lie!

"Organic" food is a lie. You gain no nutritional benefits, no health benefits, and you don't even support local farmers most of the time.
Don't buy the "organic" carrots. Conventional carrots are "organic" too, and they're just as good for you. Just buy fucking carrots alright?
"Organic" is a lie.

You're not supporting the environment. You're not supporting local farmers (a lot of it comes from China with fraudulent labels). You're not caring about your fellow human beings (which 4 billion people would you like to starve to death if we went 100% "organic"?).
Stop it!
It's not good for anyone.

If you want pesticide-free, go super-local from farmers who actually don't use a shit ton of pesticides, instead of the grown-in-China "organic" food you find at your local supermarket. "Organic" food is a massive lie. Don't support it. It's edging on being a fraud.
"Organic" is low quality and lies

"Organic" food is a lie. All food is "organic", otherwise the human body wouldn't be able to digest it. And don't get me started about the amount of chemicals "organic" farmers have to use to get anywhere close to the yield of conventionally farmed food. It's a lie.

Once you're off the aircraft, you'll get the red carpet treatment (and deservedly so!). Every single one of your needs will be taken care of, including contacting loved ones.
Leave your luggage behind.
You will get it later.

If you're told to evacuate an aircraft: Don't take your fucking luggage with you!
Don't worry, you'll get it later. You won't lose any of your items (unless the aircraft is on fire, in which case, you can choose to save your items or save someone's life).
Leave it behind. You don't need it.

"Taipei, China"
Uh, you mean Taipei, Taiwan, right?

"New York, Canada"

CY93 UNABLE, TCAS RA;

Why is the Irish accent so incredibly adorable :c
I love it

You know what's really sexy?
Like really, really sexy?

Saying "Thank you" when somebody does something for you, no matter how big or small the task performed was, or if they got paid for doing it.

I got 5/9 "panicked" ratings. My friend got 7/9.
The comment under my rating was "You're hiding your fear, aren't you?" 😂

Was at an arcade bar yesterday. Lots of fun! Played pinball and stuff. They even had a Donkey Kong cabinet!
Played some shooting game that measures your heart rate and tries to determine if you're "panicked". My heart rate is normally quite high, but I was mostly not determined to be "panicked" :p

I've come to love the local swimming pool. It's within walking distance, so this will be the 3rd day in a row I go :D

I think I've had this Minecraft skin since 2012 or something
Surprised it's still there

Travelling across the globe