Jason Offutt

This summer, I wrote a memoir (all but the final chapter; it hasn't happened yet) because I was going through fiction doldrums. I'm back, and 10,000 words into my next horror novel. Summers are good.

Or SkyNet, whichever works.

Wow. The weather got a little frisky in my northwest Missouri town yesterday.

Who's the grooviest Sesame Street guest? Oh, yeah. Only Ash Williams.

The list isn't about politics, it's about right and wrong.

So, Chiefs Fanatic has a new job?

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What music am I writing to today? Ozzy died, man. I'm listening to the Prince of Darkness. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw79...

One of the things I've noticed about being older is you sure walk around with your pants unzipped a lot more than you used to.

There needs to be a class for every electrical engineering degree that teaches the physics of pouring water into a coffee maker, and then the coffee into a cup, because every coffee maker I've ever owned is shit. Water and coffee everywhere but where they're supposed to be.

New post on my website. www.jasonoffutt.com/how-to-avoid...

My animals are anything but therapeutic. Couple of knuckleheads is what we have.

#ParamountPlus is wasting a golden money-making opportunity. Here, I'll give it to you free. Offer a virtual assistant like Alexa or Siri with Majel Barrett-Roddenberry's voice. Call it "Computer" and every Star Trek nerd on the planet (like myself) will buy one. You're welcome.

In an about-face, Germany plans to build Europe's biggest military A new Trump presidency and the Ukraine war have pushed Germany to change its constitution to spend more on its military. "Building up our military is our top priority," said Chancellor Friedrich Merz.

This is never a good sign... www.npr.org/2025/06/28/g...

That drink needs more rum.

Damn. That was awesome.

A few of my favorite No Kings Day protest signs.

Great turnout for Maryville.

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Two absolute legends. www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBf3...

Jason Offutt Known for: Ancient Aliens, The Hat Man: Documented Cases of Pure Evil, Under the Lens with Byron Lafayette

I should check IMDB more often. I now have FOUR credits. www.imdb.com/name/nm98502...

If it seems like attacks on expressive freedoms in Texas are escalating, it’s because they are | Opinion This kind of viewpoint discrimination — where the state determines which speech is good and which speech is not — is particularly chilling. Texans of …

The First Amendment is NOT our enemy, folks. It is our super hero. The only people who attack the First Amendment are those trying to hide their misdoings. www.statesman.com/story/opinio...

And that's being generous.

The Internet Can't Believe What The Word "Snafu" Actually Stands For "I love undercover swears."

People seriously didn't know this? They should look up FUBAR next.
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Yep.

I could argue so much of this.

Today, I am 60 effing years old. How the hell did that happen?

Sydney Sweeney Teams Up with Dr. Squatch to Release a Bar of Soap Made From Her Bathwater — and the Internet Is Divided "Whatever makes men take showers," an Instagram user suggested

I'm not buying this because she is younger than two of my children, but it's a brilliant idea. www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...