DAD RAWK

I’ve wanted one of these since about 12 years old when I saw Aliens for the first time. So I made one.

@michaelstipe.bsky.social I know you probably hear jive like this constantly, but Fall On Me is my favorite piece of music ever.

Wait - isn’t that you on my favorite episode of 60 songs that explain the 90s?

Morgan Ortagus - former Fox News employee…or Baldurs Gate NPC that low key ends up being a villain? You just can’t tell with these names these days.

I’m sad to say I heard Oi To The World by the Vandals for the very first time yesterday, after believing that the No Doubt version was the original all these years. So I vote for that.

@markhamillofficial.bsky.social remind me some time I’ll tell you some choice stories of going to high school with Matt Gaetz. Spoiler alert: he was a bully. Shocking, I know.

Man I thought I was the only person who played this on the Atari 2600 back in the 80s. I really gotta go find this cartridge somewhere.

“Let’s breed a 2001 Ford Explorer Sport truck bed edition with a Delorean and see how it looks”

I feel I need to start celebrating the little daily victories, so I’m please to announce that today I:

1. May have fixed my hot water heater

2. Did a little sewing and mending on Krennic’s tunic

I’m sad to report that it took me a solid 45 seconds to fully unpack and get the joke. I promise I’ll do better in the future.

Basically the only good things to happen in 2024:

1. Got a promotion at work

2. Got accepted into the 501st Legion

3. Chappell Roan

I was about 10 years old when my grandma gifted me a giant jar of pickles for Christmas. I mean, she got me other gifts too, but the pickles were the most memorable that year. We’re talking a direct-from-Sam’s-Club sized jar. Maybe as a joke but jokes on her I fuckin love pickles