Josh Bennett

Automatic toys for cats rule even more

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

Kind of want to see what Tomlin's reaction is if he loses to Flacco after his comments this week

I think you're insulting puddles with this one

if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved

This is a time for *civility.* And if any of you repulsive maggots so much as *think* a single thought that is different from the ones I am shouting into this microphone you should be beaten and jailed and ruined and set upon by wild dogs who feast on your flesh, you miserable shitstains.

Looks like young Bo Duke

You do realize his next employment option is going to be ICE, right? He'll fit right in there

First ever game I started in high school football was at Jack Lambert stadium in Mantua

My first takeaway was “they’re getting fucked by it” but I don’t think that’s what she meant?

American History X The Everything App

He is obviously evil, yes, but he is crucially also the biggest mark of all time. He once thought Vince McMahon was dead because he saw his limousine explode on Monday Night Raw.

I know I’ve said this several dozen times, but right wing lunatics frankensteined together unrelated Bible verses to create “the antichrist” and a description of what he would look like, and then the guy fucking showed up and they love him.

Tweet from the Durham Bulls that reads "Y'all means all. #PrideNight"

Tweet from a user saying "Please delete," and Durham Bulls responding "No."

Tweet from a user saying, "Actually, no it does not! Stop dividing people." with a response from the Durham Bulls saying, "Inclusion's actually the exact opposite of division"

Tweet from someone saying "Maybe don't promote gay sex to children?" with the Durham Bulls responding, "Okay, sexyman159861581242902587231848675309"

11/10 social media work by the Durham Bulls

@talkhoops.bsky.social your time to shine

Why do I feel like one political party is helping fascism take hold and the other is deciding whether to have chicken salad or an Italian sub for lunch?

Netanyahu has spent the better part of two decades trying to strong arm the United States into an unprovoked war against Iran and finally found a president stupid enough to do it for him. Unbelievable.

Once more with feeling

But, nobody is talking about the big, beautiful bill everyone hates

Christ, still beating the Iran nuke drum as the reason. WMD's in Iraq all over again. Iran has been 2 months from having nukes since I was in middle school, and at least now we have inspectors in there. Fucking military industrial complex first, fuck the people on the front lines

I’m bet other countries watched sad expressionless guys in tanks roll down an empty street and a sad old man half asleep while his wife ignored him and thought geez we should respect him more

You can't teargas people into loving your policies

Donald Trump does NOT want you to share this footage of his pathetically tiny birthday parade crowd.

That would sell like hotcakes, car companies are dumb for not doing stuff like that. Old muscle cars, too.

I can't even imagine what it must be like to be a convert to Catholicism and be brought to the Vatican to be told you need to get right with Jesus. Happy Easter.

"If any of you has a better solution than completely capitulating in every circumstance, I do not want to hear it."

- Chuck Schumer

Supreme Court rules 6-3 that Teslas are priced to move with $0 down and no payments for 48 months