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@sarcasticburner.bsky.social

I hate it here so I will go to secret gardens in my mind.

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SNAP benefits will be gone, small businesses will suffer, insurance premiums will double, air traffic will be delayed/halted: All of these things are happening because when the gov't shutdown ends, the Epstein Files get released.

04.11.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 16746    πŸ” 5183    πŸ’¬ 411    πŸ“Œ 193

Well at least your bio is correct. And Ohio should be Michigan’s parking lot.

05.11.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh so you’re just miserable got it

05.11.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What do you mean in this context? American Christianity has been co-opted by MAGA to be simply White Christian Nationalism but I don’t think Christianity is all bad. The Christ I learned about in 13 years of Christian school loved the poor, washed the feet of his disciples, fed the hungry.

05.11.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump has decimated Republican support in one year. EVERY county in both Virginia and New Jersey has moved blue, some by double digits! LFG!

05.11.2025 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 384    πŸ” 86    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

new NoVA winemom yard sign just dropped

In This House We Believe:
-Black Lives Matter
-No Human Is Illegal
-Women's Rights Are Human Rights
-Science Is Real
-[redacted due to 18 U.S. Code Β§ 871]
-Love Is Love

05.11.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1747    πŸ” 301    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 6

Chuck Schumer is such a feckless loser. AOC and new blood need to get this party back on track and these Zionist spineless dinosaurs need to retire

05.11.2025 09:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die."

--Dick Cheney probably

05.11.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 6974    πŸ” 1207    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 43

This is actually one of the rare times it’s too kind to say he’s dumb. He’s a fake Christian who lies and covers up crimes and fellates billionaires and enables fascists and fucks over the American people every day. On our dime. He knows it’s better to play dumb than to own any of his nefarious shit

05.11.2025 09:32 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎

05.11.2025 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 52427    πŸ” 6359    πŸ’¬ 599    πŸ“Œ 205

YOU CONTROL ALL THREE CHAMBERS WHY DONT YOU FUCKING GOVERN YOU FUCKING PATHETIC LOSER BITCHES

19.10.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t believe Time put his whole nussy on that cover.

15.10.2025 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do we think that was an actual accident or his lawyers just hated him? I’ve always wondered.

15.10.2025 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s amazing how all the reporting is just memory-holing this part

14.10.2025 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 18727    πŸ” 8090    πŸ’¬ 483    πŸ“Œ 454

What do they put in this show man 😭

15.10.2025 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If there’s one thing Bruno’s gonna do every week, it’s snort two lines of blow and call someone β€œnaughty.” #dwts

15.10.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Role Model on
SNL is the best live performance I’ve seen in decades.

13.10.2025 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mandy Moore. The choreographer that you are. There’s something special about when a dance feels like it’s the only dance that could exist and match a song so perfectly. And you do that over and over. What a talent. #tloas #fateofophelia

11.10.2025 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This song is so good and might be my favorite

10.10.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The way people are bending over backwards to hate on her is crazy. They truly make stuff up to be offended. It’s actually romantic

10.10.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So could Olivia Gaga Sabrina Beyonce Ariana Billie Bieber Role Model but it’s always Taylor who isn’t doing enough

10.10.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I thought this too!!

10.10.2025 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

::Me trying to dance around to a song about Travis Kelce’s dick::

The dumbest person you know: β€œYOU KNOW, THERE ARE NO ETHICAL BILLIONAIRES”

Oh my god go hold a sign at Davos and shut the fuck up! #tloas

10.10.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They’re acting like any silly short lines on this album negate her entire body of work instead of recognizing she has the range and capacity to do both which is INCREDIBLE.

10.10.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And the bad takes are also so dumb. There is no reading or listening comprehension anymore. It’s like taking a Shakespeare class with illiterate dummies and they think they’re cool for hating it but in reality they can’t fucking read.

10.10.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Taylor made a fun dance album that boosts my serotonin and the past week instead of unadulterated joy I’ve absorbed so much negativity because everyone else’s form of joy is to publicly hate the album, misinterpret Taylor, and gleefully say negative and personal things about Taylor. #tloas

10.10.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When the stray I took in gave birth, she looked at me so happy and proud. We kept her and all her puppies. She passed away this year and her puppies just turned nine. I will always have a soft spot in my heart for animal moms, not just their litter.

08.10.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

❀️ πŸ₯Ή

08.10.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I couldn’t quite remember the connection but yes! I’m assuming his international properties too. Sickening how many people should be in prison and continue to get away with atrocities. Namely the man in the White House.

08.10.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mar-a-Lago and every Trump golf course and hotel has probably been the site of rape and trafficking.

08.10.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

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