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Transplant from where the sky was more dark and stormy. Here for Big Brother, Traitors, the Circle, and other reality TV.

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Keanu airing himself out after blowing up the bathroom.

Keanu airing himself out after blowing up the bathroom.

Keanu blew up the bathroom.
He is airing himself out for a minute.
Too many pigs in a blanket.
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13.08.2025 23:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I'm OK with any of them going home.

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13.08.2025 23:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a scarecrow from the wizard of oz is saying i haven 't got a brain ALT: a scarecrow from the wizard of oz is saying i haven 't got a brain

I cannot even spend 1 second with the dumb dumb that didn't use his veto to save himself, and is now fighting for his
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ugh
I don't even care to finish the thought.
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13.08.2025 22:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon sloth is walking with a cane and wearing a green shirt . Alt: a cartoon sloth is walking with a cane and wearing a green shirt .

Lauren:
I...
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think...
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I...
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don't know.
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13.08.2025 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Vince talking to Rachel:
I'm here. I'm am egg.

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿคช

It feels like a lot of cold egg word salad.
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13.08.2025 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Frankly Ava

13.08.2025 22:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Frankly Ava

13.08.2025 22:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Frankly Ava

13.08.2025 22:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Nope.
Someone tell me what she says 3 hours from now.
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13.08.2025 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Ava after Mile-a-minute-Mehckey
ends convo and leaves...

I don't even remember who she said to keep.
Am I keeping Keanu?
(Mickey dictated the opposite.)
๐Ÿคช

Frankly, I love this kid.
#bb27

13.08.2025 21:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mickey acting like the M&M's were her idea.
๐Ÿ™„

#bb27

13.08.2025 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She was actually COVERING her eyes as Mehckey spoke.๐Ÿ™ƒ
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13.08.2025 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Prima Ballerina Rachel.

Prima Ballerina Rachel.

Rachel is giving Russian Prima Ballerina.
I love that Keanu is into doing this class. Game play or not, it's good for his game.
And Kelley, well, bless her heart.

#bb27

13.08.2025 20:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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two little girls are dancing together on a stage in tutus . ALT: two little girls are dancing together on a stage in tutus .

How dare you Skippy.
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13.08.2025 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh is that what it is.
Hahaha

13.08.2025 08:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I thought Keanu was still wearing.his butt-ler butt but there it is on the chair.

Woopsie.

#bb27

13.08.2025 08:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There are a lot of places this year for a hide and go veto.
#bb27

13.08.2025 08:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lauren at a restaurant :
I'll
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have
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Waiter comes by, "Sorry folks kitchen is closed. Have a good night".
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13.08.2025 07:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think these long ass punishments should come with some cash at the end if/when they are completed.

#bb27

13.08.2025 07:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lauren doesn't say much, but she also doesn't say anything.She always starts a thought takes 10,000hrs to speak it, then stops, pauses,and says -I don't know, and never really renders an opinion.

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13.08.2025 07:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When Lauren is slow talking and saying nonsense the last bit of will to stay awake for me is gone.
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13.08.2025 07:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Keanu is such chill vibes since the punishment, is it the moon no longer in retrograde, or he knows he will get screen time, or he just dgaf?
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13.08.2025 07:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a group of m & m 's are standing next to each other on a white surface ALT: a group of m & m 's are standing next to each other on a white surface

These ding dongs with the m&m's - time for bed
- unless Ashley is goofing around.

#bb27

13.08.2025 07:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes and while we're at it. The past tense of cast (as in on a show) is cast, not casted.
That one also annoys me.

13.08.2025 07:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a pet peeve , a lot of those real housewives do it too. I can't help it.

13.08.2025 06:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

-between you and me

not I, Mickey grrrrrr.

-grammar police triggered
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13.08.2025 06:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman is sticking her tongue out while wearing a bravo logo ALT: a woman is sticking her tongue out while wearing a bravo logo

Will
Ashley
Ava
Rachel
and
I cannot
believe this but-
sometimes Keanu and Kelley.
These are the only people I want to see on my screen.
The rest can go.
That is all.
#bb27

13.08.2025 06:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Imagine you're trying to sleep and a giant whiny egg comes into your room in a trench, starts a full on conversation about eviction and votes and social awkwardnes.

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13.08.2025 05:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Eggs don't have spines.
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13.08.2025 04:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman in a white dress is standing next to another woman in a black dress ALT: a woman in a white dress is standing next to another woman in a black dress

Ashley is always so upbeat and light and then then there's Mickey.

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Ashley Mickey

13.08.2025 04:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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