Jules McHamish

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.

Every cloud etc etc

There's an AWS outage this morning impacting lots of services; it started around 07.30 UK time. People who use services like Alexa as their alarm clocks have just had a helpful reminder that using a device reliant on connectivity to carry out a task that doesn't need connectivity is not a good idea.

The character Feathers McGraw from the film "The Wrong Trousers".

Louvre robbery. French police release image of suspect.

Jetpacks they told us. Flying cars. Weather machines. Holidays on the moon.

Class post!

Where’s all the mobile phone footage? Seems extraordinary that in one of the biggest tourist hotspots in the world; not one tourist managed to catch the act. Too busy filming content, I imagine.

"Police focus on ladder placed against the side of the Louvre"

I spend a year plotting a mystery novel and then this happens.

“There is a lack of vision and leadership, for which politicians blame the electorate’s attention span. But you can’t run the country like a corner shop and then complain people only buy gum. That’s all you’re selling. Try to sell something bigger, more substantial, and voters may surprise you.”

Ahhh the innocence of the 1970s’

Had to watch twice just to check I had actually seen a raccoon #NoKings

Someone is holding a sign that says "Make Orwell Fiction Again". These people thought of everything

#USDemocracy

Princess Peach and Yoshi hate fascists!

Let's go!

Too good to be true #afcb

Doh

Its back on 🍒 #TopOfTheLeague

Show me that you know absolutely nothing about football hooliganism in the 1980s without saying you know nothing about football hooliganism in the 1980s #Jenrick👇

How would that help catch a Traitor?

Time for @sturdyalex.bsky.social to jump on this thread I believe!

In an interview with Bloomberg, Farage has said that Nathan Gill was "one bad apple" - unintentionally being accurate because he forgot the rest of the proverb.

Zack & The Greens is to Labour what Reform is to the Conservatives.

Who cares if the numbers don’t quite add up, I like what they’re saying….

Times like these are priceless❤️

My daughter will be down to join us in front of the telly at 8:59!

👏 "We've lived here all our lives. And I have never felt so unwelcome in my own hometown as I do since your party came into Caerphilly."

"With all the rhetoric that you bring in, I have to say to my sons, please don't go there. Please don't do this."

"I blame you for that."

*Zack oc

This guy Zach is on to something. I’m so fed up with all the negativity around immigrants.

Labour are just chasing Reform votes and I don’t like their rhetoric surrounding it.

INCREDIBLE clip.

<Richard Holden MP shouts like an angry man in a pub>

Lisa Nandy: "Can you calm down a bit, mate? You're shouting like an angry man in a pub."

Richard Holden: "That's not fair."

<continues to shout like an angry man in a pub>

Black Mirror

'The people who make our lives more difficult arrive in private jets, not dinghies.'

Yeah, but Kamala etc etc

How we laughed when football fans from Covid Hotspot Madrid travelled to the UK to watch Liverpool v Atletico Madrid!