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35, ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿป 403lb 5โ€™10โ€ gainer/fatty, he/him, lover of pizza and well food in general, sometimes gaymer and sports fan. On a journey to get all the belly rubs!! ๐Ÿฅฐ If youโ€™d like to further my gains: https://cash.app/$SampleSized90

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I would like to submit my application to test this hypothesis! ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿป

10.12.2025 08:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Neck->no neck (which is the preferred choice ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ)

09.12.2025 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The belly peek ๐Ÿฅด

06.12.2025 12:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well now we gotta give the goodest boy belly rubs!!

06.12.2025 11:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whoever advised this was very right!! ๐Ÿ˜

06.12.2025 02:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I second this!! ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

30.11.2025 22:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly, dint see any problem with thisโ€ฆnone what so ever. Now on to what dinner was!!

30.11.2025 22:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hope everyone has a wonderful Thanksgiving! Have some stuffed Belly.

27.11.2025 23:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 247    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just a littleโ€ฆbut in a good way!! ๐Ÿ˜‰

26.11.2025 05:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donโ€™t mind if I do!!

22.11.2025 22:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Couldnโ€™t have said it any better!!

20.11.2025 02:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What an absolute sight to behold!! ๐Ÿ˜

19.11.2025 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Preparing for the best way to leave this world, smothered my chonk. ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

19.11.2025 22:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Teach me your ways oh wise one!! ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

14.11.2025 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#tummytuesdays will be better from here on out!

05.11.2025 04:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 337    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Tuesday, belly, yeah. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

05.11.2025 01:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 225    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you see this, post an anime you love.

05.11.2025 04:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Sadly this commodity is in short supply atm. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

05.11.2025 00:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey, Iโ€™m just following suit. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ look fun ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ˆ

05.11.2025 00:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Currently beached on the couchโ€ฆbut contemplating something sweet.

04.11.2025 23:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 217    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nonsense, thereโ€™s no such thing as that.

04.11.2025 05:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I really shouldnโ€™t be so shocked by the fact that you continue to be rounder all the time, but here we are. Just dang tubbs. *pats belly*

03.11.2025 23:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I gladly volunteer!!

02.11.2025 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, in my professional opinion I would say take choice 2.

30.10.2025 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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30.10.2025 22:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As you wish.

21.10.2025 14:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*clutches pearls* I would never tell a lie. It I do like the proving ya wrong ideaโ€ฆ*shoves donut in face*

21.10.2025 03:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would try to make some quippy remark, but really am just impressed.

21.10.2025 02:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly, putting me to shame ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

21.10.2025 02:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Another one!? Yeah no, that makes total sense.

21.10.2025 02:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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