My calendar at work hits me on a personal level this morning 😂😅

22.01.2025 16:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I keep going back and forth on rather I think doing dry January was a good idea. On the down side, I wasn’t able to celebrate my first closing as a real estate agent like I wanted to, but with the state of the gov right now and my depression, it’s probably good I’m not drinking….jury is still out 🤷‍♀️

22.01.2025 01:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Boss: “Order me whatever for lunch”

Coworker: “I’m order you the cunt fillet salad then”

Me: “I wonder what a filleted cunt taste like. I’ve only ever had it raw”

The intrusive thoughts are winning today. Thank God I have a close relationship with both of them 😅😁

21.01.2025 18:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gentlemen It was a pleasure playing with you 🫡🎻

19.01.2025 05:14 — 👍 156    🔁 17    💬 1    📌 1

I’m going to need Rina Kent to stop exposing my kinks I didn’t realize I had……

20.01.2025 15:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0