who cares.

This Thanksgiving remember the cranberry sauce, but forget the Marijuana. Terry was convinced to take a "toke" of a joint with his friend "just to relax". Immediately after, Terry killed his friend who had given him the marijuana in a murderous craze. Not so safe, is it? Marijuana. Not Even Once.

AAAHHHHH that’s literally my favorite scene of anything ever, just because of how they seemed to have built this scene around this song. it’s perfect.

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

me: how on earth do kids these days watch 8-hour-long YT videos on shit

also me: *watching 4.5- and 5-hour-long shows on 1980s horror and sci-fi movies on Tubi*

also me: *remembers watching “I Love the 70s/80s/90s” multiple times*

me: oh

I finally broke and read a mirror of Lizza’s Substack part 2 and Jesus Christ what is wrong with these people.

that went the complete opposite of what I was afraid of. it could not have gone better given the circumstances. I am so relieved.

not looking forward to my meeting with my boss today. she is not gonna like what I have to tell her. and she does not, historically, take this kind of news well.

"Look we've really stretched the air safety system to the breaking point so if you're going to get on a plane you should dress in the suit you want to be buried in."

what was this guy’s fucking problem

Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done

oof, those late nights are a killer.

Tuesday is already living up to its status as my most difficult day of the week and I just woke up

Happy 40th birthday to Bill Waterson’s ‘Calvin and Hobbes’. A work of consummate, stubborn, human, and more-than-human art.

I'm at the Target boycott, I'm at the Starbucks boycott, I'm at the combination Target boycott and Starbucks boycott

keep in mind that I was 7

I’ve never been interested in Temu until now

it looks like me on the hunt for a new job because I can’t afford the ACA plan and I need healthcare.

*isn’t 2005

that’s what I keep coming back to. this is 2005, or even 1995. he’s so far gone. he needs to retire now and not at the end of his term. he’s not up for this fight.

Unfortunately still true bsky.app/profile/adam...

I don’t work for myself. so I’m pretty scared of losing my job.

but here’s my fear: what happens when everybody’s insurance is super expensive in 2026 with high deductibles they may not be able to meet? it’s busier than ever at the practice I work at too, and I’m terrified that come January, it’ll just stop. not out of lack of need, but from people cutting back.

I have $103 in outstanding hospital bills so please share 💗😊

YouTube video by Eleanor Morton Football Chant Therapy #comedy #football #mentalhealth

Football Chant Therapy For Men
(With @misterabk.bsky.social @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social @seanburkeshow.bsky.social @samlakecomedy.bsky.social @wsebag.bsky.social @bjalborough.bsky.social @cbthorburn.bsky.social and Chris Weir)

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how are they running healthcare dot gov commercials right now. how.

Crosstitch guide image reads “this machine kills fascists” with clipart images of an onion, a sub and a bottle of mustard

Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc

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I’m definitely staying to watch

what if one of the strategies they settle on from this is "tormenting the actor michael rappaport"