paris martineau

wsj push notification that says: a drug you’ve never heard of is killing hundreds every year, and it’s going to get a lot worse

this is what it feels like to open this app sometimes

i fully missed the last one bc i was grocery shopping with noise cancelling headphones on, you bet your ass i’m milking this for all it’s worth

i was acutely aware of the earthquake because despite it being a saturday night in nyc i was (very coolly) laying on the couch in silence staring wistfully at the cat sleeping on my chest

mid hike poptart has very similar vibes

Hot dog spill shuts down highway in Pennsylvania commuters' wurst nightmare By Associated Press UPDATED: August 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM ET SHREWSBURY, Pa. (AP) - A truckload of hot dogs spilled across a Pennsylvania interstate Friday after a crash that briefly clogged the heavily traveled artery in both directions.

A writer waits a lifetime for a moment like this.

whoops!

i dont even like labubu but something about this combo is like a (bad) hat on a (bad) hat in a mysterious way that somehow neutralizes itself

i fear this is the take that finally gets me cancelled but this is the only cybertruck wrap i've seen that does not instantly make the car 10x worse

finally did an annoying and seemingly insurmountable task that i've been putting off for 3 years and it took 15 minutes

FUCK

i will also be there (i assume the commune is for parises only)

they get into this in the story “The Board of Elections is only required to certify whether a candidate submitted a sufficient number of signatures, but it does not verify their authenticity.”

Forged signatures found on Mayor Adams’ petitions to run as an independent The Adams campaign said it is conducting a review after Gothamist found signatures that were fraudulently obtained or outright forged.

fantastic journalism from @gothamist.com “Verifying signatures is time-consuming work; for two weeks, three reporters knocked on more than 200 doors in four boroughs and interviewed more than 100 people. “ gothamist.com/news/forged-...

Forged signatures found on Mayor Adams’ petitions to run as an independent The Adams campaign said it is conducting a review after Gothamist found signatures that were fraudulently obtained or outright forged.

NEW: Mayor Eric Adams’ re-election campaign submitted faked and fraudulently obtained petition signatures in his effort to secure a spot on the November ballot as an independent candidate, a Gothamist investigation has found.
gothamist.com/news/forged-...

aw, thanks so much!

yeah, metrograph in manhattan is showing the whole 18 part series in theaters in 3 episode chunks.

as i understand it, they did this earlier this summer, but it sold out so quickly they’re doing a second run

many people are saying there’s never been a better choice

soooo many outlets are pivoting to newsletters. while i enjoy reading them, i do wonder if it’s just another bubble

since folks are asking: this is the one i purchased back in the day (i’ve been rocking this for like 4 years), but it’s weirdly expensive now so i’d recommend just searching “magic keyboard + trackpad tray” on your slop adjacent ecommerce marketplace of choice www.etsy.com/listing/1092...

listen im not saying im sane im just saying im right

i can’t lose those precious few seconds moving my fingers from the keyboard to the trackpad!!!

have you ever been so addicted to typing on a laptop that you order a custom acrylic case off etsy to turn your desktop setup into a frankensteined facsimile of a macbook base

i love the feeling of typing on a laptop so i recreated that in a desktop setting by combining the magic keyboard and magic trackpad with an acrylic case i got off etsy in the size of a macbook base

im unfortunately laptop keyboard+trackpad pilled

yeah im using a displaylink dock and it's fine actually! not sure why i was so worried

twemco! highly recommend

finally i can mainline full screen skeets and tweets simultaneously as god intended

ty it makes the most satisfying clonk noise every hour

update:

one could hope