Well. As long as nobody dies!
I'm getting the strangest feeling that my employees are fighting .
[ Screen immediately going bright red despite prompting this ]
. . . Um. I. I-I ddont
@itscrtvtime.bsky.social What Level Of Recoil Does That Ass Have
. . . What about me
Mike! Tear down the board! Tear down the set! Tear down my house!! Tear down my kids!!! Audience... you're gonna have to go home!
[ Bottom lip trembling ]
Oh!
[ Takes It Off? ]
[ Tugging at his collar ]
Wow !
[ Starting to tear up ]
.
Excuse me
Um . Haha .
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Really ?
[ Dude ]
Hey there!
[ Antennae straight up. Screen flushed ]
, Oh
[ Antennae perking up like dog ears ]
Hhahaha. Wwwant me to what?
[ Guy whose screen is going pink ]
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[ Looking around. Pointing at himself like that one image ]
Hi Yippins :>[^)]
[ Staring blankly ]
Huh? Yyou what?
Yippins. . .
[ Doing a double take and staring at her ]
. . .
[ Zero hesitation ] You.
Thenβ What DO you want!!
Wh. But you. Really???
[ Immediately Much Larger and throwing his arms around him. ]
[ Cartoon blink sfx. ]
Youβ You don't???
. . . What else am I supposed to do!! Do you want money! POINTs!
.
[ Shrinking a few more inches ]
. . . I think you're mad but you don't want me to think you're mad because you know it'll make me upset.
. . . . . .
[ Shrinking a little . ]