— 𝘐𝘛’𝘚 𝙏𝙑 𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 .ᐟ

Well. As long as nobody dies!

I'm getting the strangest feeling that my employees are fighting .

[ Screen immediately going bright red despite prompting this ]

. . . Um. I. I-I ddont

@itscrtvtime.bsky.social What Level Of Recoil Does That Ass Have

. . . What about me

Mike! Tear down the board! Tear down the set! Tear down my house!! Tear down my kids!!! Audience... you're gonna have to go home!

[ Bottom lip trembling ]

Oh!

[ Takes It Off? ]

[ Tugging at his collar ]

Wow !

[ Starting to tear up ]

.

Excuse me

Um . Haha .

.

Really ?

[ Dude ]

Hey there!

[ Antennae straight up. Screen flushed ]

, Oh

[ Antennae perking up like dog ears ]

Hhahaha. Wwwant me to what?

[ Guy whose screen is going pink ]

.

[ Looking around. Pointing at himself like that one image ]

Hi Yippins :>[^)]

[ Staring blankly ]

Huh? Yyou what?

Yippins. . .

[ Doing a double take and staring at her ]

. . .

[ Zero hesitation ] You.

Then— What DO you want!!

Wh. But you. Really???

[ Immediately Much Larger and throwing his arms around him. ]

[ Cartoon blink sfx. ]

You— You don't???

. . . What else am I supposed to do!! Do you want money! POINTs!

.

[ Shrinking a few more inches ]

. . . I think you're mad but you don't want me to think you're mad because you know it'll make me upset.

. . . . . .

[ Shrinking a little . ]