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Jarred The Wyrd-Worker

@jarredh.bsky.social

Gay witch, Norse Pagan, and getting increasingly progressive.

367 Followers  |  319 Following  |  1,423 Posts  |  Joined: 28.06.2023  |  2.0676

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Today -- like most days -- is a good day to say "FUCK."

13.11.2025 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Eating cold cereal and peanut butter because running the microwave feels like too much work.

11.11.2025 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One thing's for sure, I don't want Gavin or anyone who thinks like him near my food. Or near me, for that matter.

10.11.2025 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm pleasantly surprised. Though I hope there's some legal analysis forthcoming as to the reasoning for refusing to hear the case and what implications it has for future attempts to revisit the issue.

10.11.2025 15:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Glad to be of service.

10.11.2025 06:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
I respond to an announcement that the moon is waxing by saying "I hope it gets a Brazilian."

I respond to an announcement that the moon is waxing by saying "I hope it gets a Brazilian."

Ah memories. ๐Ÿคฃ

10.11.2025 06:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sacred stories should be a catalyst for dialogue rather than a means to make prescriptions and proclamations.

09.11.2025 21:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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And here I thought she couldn't get any more adorable.

09.11.2025 20:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
My husband is laying on the couch and our black-and-white cat is sleeping on the left side of his chest.

My husband is laying on the couch and our black-and-white cat is sleeping on the left side of his chest.

Bella loves snuggling with her daddy!

09.11.2025 20:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will not be revealing his answer.

06.11.2025 19:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me to hubby: I can't tell which end that sound is coming out of. Are you groaning or farting?

06.11.2025 19:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tomorrow is Halloween. I wonder if they'll take the Little Debbie's pumpkin spice cookies off the shelf after that. I've really been enjoying them.

(Do I get possessed by a demon for each cookie I eat?)

30.10.2025 17:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Saw this one a month ago and felt it deserved an award.

29.10.2025 02:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Stage magic" is real magic. You create an illusion for the purpose of entertaining and wowing your audience.

29.10.2025 02:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's that time of year again. Conservative Christians on social media are screaming about the "evils" of Halloween. I'd cry about this "war on Halloween," but I kinda like the fact that this means fewer people I have to share my candy with. ๐Ÿ˜†

29.10.2025 02:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I woke up from a long nap and am mostly recovered my trip to the office today. Thank the gods I don't have to go in very often.

22.10.2025 02:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One thing that is certain though is I will not spend my precious time trying to figure out which category any particular person with toxic and hateful beliefs happens fall into.

14.10.2025 13:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I believe you can politely argue SOME people out of their toxic and hateful beliefs. However, I also believe there are some people you will NEVER politely argue out of their toxic and hateful beliefs.

14.10.2025 13:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

You know you're getting older when you feel like you need a nap after bringing groceries into the house.

12.10.2025 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"The true test of a spirituality is how does it impact people who are not members of that group, will never be members of that group, are members of a different group...."

-- Pastor Josh Scott, Gracepointe Church in Nashville TN. Quoted from "Community," the sermon given on 10/12/2025.

12.10.2025 17:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
National Coming Out Day Humor
YouTube video by Jarred Harris National Coming Out Day Humor

My attempt at humor for #NationalComingOutDay back in 2011.

If I was making this video today, I'd drop a few of the jokes since i realize they're problematic now. But I still appreciate my old attempt at being funny.

10.10.2025 15:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah, fair enough.

10.10.2025 04:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay, why frogs? I mean, I love it. But I feel like there's possibly some deeper meaning or context behind it that I'm missing.

10.10.2025 04:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Granted, I suppose this assume you observe รlfablรณt and Dรญsablรณt at all. ๐Ÿ™ƒ If you don't, share that and why as well.

06.10.2025 14:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Question for other Heathens: รlfablรณt and Dรญsablรณt seem mostly set up for the gender binary. How/when do you honor ancestors that don't fit the gender binary?

At รlfablรณt?
At Dรญsablรณt?
At both? (Double Honor for enbies!)
Some other way/at some other time?

#HeathenSky

06.10.2025 14:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nice! Thank you for sharing!

06.10.2025 13:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah, as I said, sometimes rude is the appropriate response. This is a fine example.

And I found the setting. Thanks for the help.

03.10.2025 18:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll have to figure out how to do that.

Also, I doubt @postingtreyf.bsky.social was actually being rude. But even if she was, rude isn't always wrong.

03.10.2025 18:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Is Witchcraft Going Mainstream? | Interview w/ Thorn Mooney
YouTube video by ReligionForBreakfast Is Witchcraft Going Mainstream? | Interview w/ Thorn Mooney

Listening to this and loving it #WitchSky

02.10.2025 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Weird coincidence. I was just telling my husband about your lovely cats the other day.

28.09.2025 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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