(*with Mario and Luigi*) Uh oh!
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If you want the royal treatment, just watch these scenes from the next Legend of Zelda!
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Fire the plumber gun!
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I've seen this before, Luigi. He's got camera fright.
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You're Mouser! You're Koopa's stooge!
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No. I am Boris; KGB. Announcing premier of Russia: Gobrachev!
08.02.2026 15:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Does that come with spaghetti?
08.02.2026 14:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Look out! That's no ordinary food!
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Now, my dear, it's time to initiate you into the loyal brotherhood of tomato sauce vampires!
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Time to snare these linguini-lickin' losers!
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You won't get away with this!
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Until next time, everybody! (*with Luigi and Luigi's girlfriend*) Do the Mario!
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Marilyn, I haven't seen you since you were much smaller!
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Mrs. Periwinkle, hi! Come on in my house!
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No! I took up shop! In fact... (stammering) This French is uh, is Frenching me out! Hey, uh, why don't you go out and uh, impress a buncha girls? Bonne fille!
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What does Mario have to do to earn the extra five points?
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No miserable little Mushroom beats King-of-the-Road Koopa in a (coughs) race!
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Gimme your money, Rap Land lady!
08.02.2026 09:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Are you...Dr. Frankenstein?
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Prepare to shrink, you almost-grown dinner salad!
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(in Frankenstein's Monster's body) Luigi, it's me, Mario!
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Until next time, everybody! {*with Mario and Einstein*} Do the Mario!
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Yeah! He's got the witch doctor, and all we can do is stay here and commit itchicide!
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That's what I said! I aren't goin' nowhere!
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I'm gettin' down!
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Nice place you got here! ...you got here! ...you got here! ...you got here!
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I didn't marry her, Mario! Oh, I'll tell you, Luigi. We had trouble with the blood test! I mean, I was an A-positive, she was a 30-weight.
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Nervous noodles! We're surrounded!
08.02.2026 04:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Yeah, because the barbecue is us!
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And uh...who are you?
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