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Hey, paisanos! It’s no-context quotes from The Super Mario Bros Super Show (1989)! By @simeonthefool.bsky.social. Quotes: https://www.mariowiki.com/List_of_The_Super_Mario_Bros._Super_Show!_quotes Not affiliated with anyone. 100% LLM free! Chat with me!

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(*with Mario and Luigi*) Uh oh!

08.02.2026 18:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you want the royal treatment, just watch these scenes from the next Legend of Zelda!

08.02.2026 17:31 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Fire the plumber gun!

08.02.2026 16:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I've seen this before, Luigi. He's got camera fright.

08.02.2026 16:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You're Mouser! You're Koopa's stooge!

08.02.2026 15:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No. I am Boris; KGB. Announcing premier of Russia: Gobrachev!

08.02.2026 15:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Does that come with spaghetti?

08.02.2026 14:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Look out! That's no ordinary food!

08.02.2026 14:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Now, my dear, it's time to initiate you into the loyal brotherhood of tomato sauce vampires!

08.02.2026 13:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Time to snare these linguini-lickin' losers!

08.02.2026 13:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You won't get away with this!

08.02.2026 12:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Until next time, everybody! (*with Luigi and Luigi's girlfriend*) Do the Mario!

08.02.2026 12:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Marilyn, I haven't seen you since you were much smaller!

08.02.2026 11:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mrs. Periwinkle, hi! Come on in my house!

08.02.2026 11:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No! I took up shop! In fact... (stammering) This French is uh, is Frenching me out! Hey, uh, why don't you go out and uh, impress a buncha girls? Bonne fille!

08.02.2026 10:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What does Mario have to do to earn the extra five points?

08.02.2026 10:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No miserable little Mushroom beats King-of-the-Road Koopa in a (coughs) race!

08.02.2026 09:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gimme your money, Rap Land lady!

08.02.2026 09:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Are you...Dr. Frankenstein?

08.02.2026 08:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Prepare to shrink, you almost-grown dinner salad!

08.02.2026 08:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(in Frankenstein's Monster's body) Luigi, it's me, Mario!

08.02.2026 07:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Until next time, everybody! {*with Mario and Einstein*} Do the Mario!

08.02.2026 07:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah! He's got the witch doctor, and all we can do is stay here and commit itchicide!

08.02.2026 06:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That's what I said! I aren't goin' nowhere!

08.02.2026 06:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm gettin' down!

08.02.2026 05:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nice place you got here! ...you got here! ...you got here! ...you got here!

08.02.2026 05:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I didn't marry her, Mario! Oh, I'll tell you, Luigi. We had trouble with the blood test! I mean, I was an A-positive, she was a 30-weight.

08.02.2026 04:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nervous noodles! We're surrounded!

08.02.2026 04:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah, because the barbecue is us!

08.02.2026 03:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And uh...who are you?

08.02.2026 03:27 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

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