Justin Morissette

Tim Robinson super slouched on a chair looking at his phone like a doofus

ME: ugh why does my back hurt all the time

ALSO ME:

Americans voting

Scooped it on Blu-ray as a blind buy from Sunrise Records a couple years ago, but I watched it immediately before we could cover it on the show. I think I talked about it on a few different episodes, but definitely the one we did on Creepshow. It’s great!

man this really foretold the entire tech industry huh

three young men in the library having a long, earnest conversation about what I assumed was a group project until I heard one of them say "Goku wouldn't do that"

The best bit would be a cut to the teleprompter and this is all on there, word for word.

It’s for sure Wunderbar, but I have time for a peanut butter Oh Henry.

THE MEME IS REAL

If he thinks he blew it now, just wait til you leave the house brother

Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI

BREAKING NEWS ALERT, this is not a drill: It appears as though Babu Frik and Grogu are friends. The two little guys that everyone loves have been spotted hanging out and being buds up there on the silver screen.

Everything about this headline is hilarious. And the YouTube views are a reflection of how wildly the right has overblown the number of people paying attention.

hey quick question here, why did you ban Kneecap from entering Canada

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

"Do you worry about safety? Something that we talk about a lot is legal or other threats from the White House. You have a president who sued CBS, which settled. Colbert was canceled under what I would describe as suspect circumstances, to say the least. The administration is looking for media companies to fall in line. Satire is not immune from that threat. How do you think about The Onion’s safety in this moment, whether legal or otherwise? Well, they're going to come after you eventually if they don't come after you right away. The more you stand up and really puff your chest out, generally the better off you are. This is true of all fascist regimes throughout history: They hate ridicule and they hate people who are unbothered. And to say that you're not scared is insane. Everyone's a little afraid. And that's fine. You're supposed to be. They're trying to make you afraid all day long. I have 40-plus years left on this planet Earth. I don't want to live like that. I don't think any of us do. I think it's more about how do you want to wake up every day and tell your kids what you did in this time period. I never thought it was an option to just be like, “All right, cool. I guess we'll just be worse at comedy now.” What the fuck are you talking about? That's not what we're going to do. We're going to stand up for what we believe and what we know is true, and we're going to do exactly what we did before. And I'm telling you right now, when you do that, people might give you a hundred bucks to get your newspaper, because they want that in their house. They want to tell their friends in private that actually, I'm not OK with this."

"I have 40-plus years left on this planet Earth. I don't want to live like that. I don't think any of us do. I think it's more about how do you want to wake up every day and tell your kids what you did in this time period."

Found this deeply moving from @bencollins.bsky.social 🥹

YouTube video by FesteBurg Productioning Howell Dawdy "Illegal" OFFICIAL VIDEO

Thinking of my favorite @howelldawdy.com song today

We live in andor times now.

unfortunately the only footage they could find of charlie kirk not saying evil things was when a pint of blood was gushing out of his neck like a fountain

When *squints* Karl Rove is the voice of reason…

easiest grift in the world to start a dem think tank. you get millions of dollars to say things like "fracking is good" and "you can say slurs now, but only the ones for gays"

They look like a forgotten stomp-clap band from 2011 called The Ooh Yeah Babies who are staging a comeback in a new genre they’re calling Ethical Country

The United States Of Snitches | Defector On Saturday, the chairman of the Republican Party in Michigan’s Oakland County spent his afternoon directing his online followers’ attention to local businesses that had not lowered their flags to hal...

I wrote about the leveling and deranging effects of the Trumpist snitchscape, and the awful content creation imperatives governing this awful moment. defector.com/the-united-s...

Yeah this has outstripped the post-9/11 frenzy even, especially when you factor in that the entire country was genuinely traumatized by 9/11 while most people didn’t know or care who Charlie Kirk was

The media doesn't want you to know that like 92% of Americans died last year from illegal drugs. But we're not going to let them conceal the truth any longer.

We need to find a way to divert troubled young men into cinephilia. No one who has logged 300+ films on letterboxd has ever assassinated anybody.

"Charlie brought debate and discourse to campuses" dude he was 31! you're supposed to keep moving up in the world, but he just kept yelling at 19 year olds about FBI crime statistics. that's absolute pussy shit. that's like staying in Low-A for 13 years.

george lucas made a three film opus about how a combination of tariffs, incels, and anxiety would give rise to fascism and we all made fun of him smfh