The movie itself is absolute hogwash but MEG 2: THE TRENCH going with "New MEG. Old Chum." is five stars all on its own.
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Weapons punished because we can’t acknowledge more than one popular horror-ish film per year apparently.
Del Toro’s Frankenstein is a dreadful lifeless movie, just interminably long and completely uninteresting. F1 is totally average. Oscar gets it wrong yet again!
One day your phone will light up and it's because The Funny Thing Happened. Every day it doesn't happen, the likelihood increases that it will happen
A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.
Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Overall it’s probably The Fog but it feels wrong to pick because the parts of it that hit go so god damn hard.
CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
I would force Disney to stop adapting their animated films into “live action” and make them do it to their early 90s cartoon lineup instead. Gargoyles live action film trilogy, gritty reboot of Bonkers, Tail Spin: The Next Generation, The DarkWing Returns, things of that nature.
you just know John Wick was going crazy shooting guys in the crowd at this party
"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
Exciting news! I’ve just landed a high-paying government job as an officially sanctioned ostrich executioner, hired to shoot 200+ large birds in the head one by one… maybe line a few up and see how many I can do at once? Anyway. Dreams do come true, can’t wait to get started!!
Superman is basically two hours of Holy Shit, Fuck Israel: The Motion Picture and that’s a real crowdpleaser at the moment
One of four movies I’ve given five stars to this year along with Sinners, Superman and One Battle After Another.
it’s never too late to be right
*explaining Ballad of a Small Player to an American cinephile*: so, imagine a Berger
[hot chocolate “you sexy thing” voice]
ME: ugh why does my back hurt all the time
ALSO ME:
Americans voting
Scooped it on Blu-ray as a blind buy from Sunrise Records a couple years ago, but I watched it immediately before we could cover it on the show. I think I talked about it on a few different episodes, but definitely the one we did on Creepshow. It’s great!
man this really foretold the entire tech industry huh
three young men in the library having a long, earnest conversation about what I assumed was a group project until I heard one of them say "Goku wouldn't do that"
The best bit would be a cut to the teleprompter and this is all on there, word for word.
It’s for sure Wunderbar, but I have time for a peanut butter Oh Henry.
