Conan the Red

While we're at it, can we give The Tonight Show back to Conan?

At this point, Charlie Kirk just sounds like a Mad Libs version of himself.

The Trump administration is going after homeless people before anyone on the Epstein list.

I'm not sure what that would accomplish really other than just "Wow even the shitty N@zi gets it".

It is a little bit, incredulous that this guy has turned on Trump so hard with such banality. Yes he's late to the game, but at least he got here.

Doesn't it feel awful? Like a great disturbance in the Force?

Part of me thinks he's not primarily nervous about anything that implicates him specifically, but that it implicates a lot of his key enablers in the House, Senate, and probably the Judiciary.

If those people come under intense pressure, that compromises the whole game, and not just for Trump.

Sorry we failed the lessons we should have learned George. 😔

Makes me wonder if it's available through other means 🏴‍☠️

Honestly the first purposefully funny thing he's said in...

When did Iron Man 2 come out??

They will do some homages but hopefully they don't milk that too much.

I do want another cameo from Weird Al like the first one because that would be genuinely hilarious for Al to show up two generations of Drebins 🤣

That clears that up.

Wisconsinite* silly auto correction

As a born Wisconsin tonight, it will never not delight me that he couldn't order a recount of that last election because of the rules instituted by his administration. 🤣

Same here.

Would the inverse be better? Not asking questions like these?

Same as the penguin island.

Felt culinary inspiration this week - combined Chinese-American and Mexican cuisines, and did an Orange Chicken Taco. Used a "healthy" recipe that does away with the deep fried breading, and cuts back the sugar. Topped with a citrus chili oil mayo, verde salsa, cotija, green onion and cilantro #taco

Is judicial tyranny even a thing??

Charlie Kirk needs to leave the US census. 🧐

Actual thought police bullshit.

That's an insult to assholes -- They actually serve a function. He's more like a hemorrhoid.

Well before Starmer was PM, a friend of mine from Brighton (I'm from across the pond btw) said they were concerned that Starmer sounded too much like a barely disguised Tory, and it's a shame that observation is disappointingly true, especially after conservatism was resoundingly rejected.

As a citizen of Minnesota USA, this is well deserved.

Watch, he's gonna insist we look into whether or not the planet is flat. It's coming, just wait.

Come back here when I'm right.

What gets me is his claim the EU was ONLY formed to thumb its nose at the US which, which is turning Main Character Syndrome into foreign policy.

My country is a fukkin joke.

Robert Smith can only fall in love so much.

It better not. I'm tired of this constant put in my stomach.