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@fidofantasy.bsky.social

522 Followers  |  401 Following  |  132 Posts  |  Joined: 29.07.2023  |  1.8434

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Aw shucks 👉👈

04.08.2025 17:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The water that boils the egg 🥚
Also softens the potato 🥔

04.08.2025 00:13 — 👍 106    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
Drag queen Delta Work's face is shown three times in a horizontal line. Text beneath reads "IT'S REALLY FIERCE AND REALLY DIVA TO BE POLITE TO PEOPLE".

Drag queen Delta Work's face is shown three times in a horizontal line. Text beneath reads "IT'S REALLY FIERCE AND REALLY DIVA TO BE POLITE TO PEOPLE".

11.01.2025 01:55 — 👍 24    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

Drop some dresses
(This is the only answer to this request, really)

19.07.2025 23:54 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 1
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🚨 10 Things About B2B Sales I Learned From Cheating on My Wife at the Coldplay Concert 🚨

19.07.2025 20:57 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

@dickveindyke.bsky.social 🙂

15.07.2025 13:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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A couple you’re friends with clearly mid-fight:
🙂🙂

You: “oh no, you’re not fighting again are you?”

Them: “omg nooo what makes you say that?!”

Also Them:

15.07.2025 13:37 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Remember when we were all going around calling these “wife beaters” with straight fucking faces??

13.07.2025 19:18 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fuk yeah you do bb 🥹

10.07.2025 10:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Are you wearing th.. the…

10.07.2025 01:26 — 👍 16    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Be so fucking honest with me right now - Do you own the Sniffies basketball shorts? You do don’t you

09.07.2025 23:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1
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Moving after 10 years of Bushwick living has me panicked - So much of my identity is being a goblin.

Who or what shall I become ✨👹✨

05.07.2025 20:33 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Whose son is gonna give me pearl necklace like Hot’s

05.07.2025 19:28 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When Feist said 1, 2, 3, 4 I really felt that

05.07.2025 17:21 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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What if we kissed under the Fantastic Four symbol on the 4th of July after the Big Busted Bill passed by 4 votes yesterday 🥰 🫠

04.07.2025 16:01 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Turned down free gym pizza

04.07.2025 15:56 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Even though my parents are getting a divorce, I know they still love me. And now I get 2 christmases!!!!11!!!1!

@domusdommi.bsky.social @br3l00m.bsky.social

28.06.2025 17:00 — 👍 26    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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Less than 24 until it’s officially summer!!!! (Haim’s new Album drop)

19.06.2025 15:42 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Because you can’t celibate without bate, bro

19.06.2025 01:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Send tweet

19.06.2025 00:19 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Here’s lookin at you, kid 🍑👁️🍑

18.06.2025 18:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This didn’t get the attention it deserves, so happy #humpday to all who celibate

18.06.2025 18:49 — 👍 35    🔁 1    💬 4    📌 0
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Turn the other cheek 🕊️🙏🧎‍➡️

16.06.2025 19:41 — 👍 105    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 2
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Super Mario RPG Legend of the Seven Stars

#pixelart #supermariorpg

26.05.2025 13:31 — 👍 3700    🔁 810    💬 24    📌 12
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Don’t ask me why but this is how I feel all the time

25.05.2025 18:32 — 👍 33    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Legend says if you die in real life, you die in your dreams

20.05.2025 13:06 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Thank god, because I have a fucking abysmal personality

09.05.2025 22:14 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Captain Morgan if he slayed

27.04.2025 06:55 — 👍 82    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
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Da Ba Dee Da Ba Di

26.04.2025 14:36 — 👍 95    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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“Reed, hurry! I can’t serve cunt much longer 😫😏🫦!!!!!”

17.04.2025 22:36 — 👍 24    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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