Gr8, but where tf is Jill/Claire
Could quite literally not do it without you 🥹🤤😍
Was lovingly referred to as the pass around top in the dark room last night 🥹🫂💞
A single mom that works two knobs
Really thinking about making this my LinkedIn prof. pic
idk if she would cure me or kill me
A 2 party system doesn’t work!
Girl, what...???
We as gay people get to choose our preferred heart emoji 💞
Idk what you’re all talking about this game fucks hard 🐸✨
I mean it was good but it could have ended like 20 hrs earlier
Why didn’t anyone tell me
Wawaweewa
A queef is a wish your heart makes or whatever
oh it's going to be a Recession recession
Fukkin outstanding
🎮 🧵 Games I Beat Thread 🧵 🎮
Well that’s a bummer
😀
Me in an Excel spreadsheet
Just a ye you can take home to haw
It’s uncanny, no?
Not actually my nana’s tarot deck at all btw!
It’s just my Jim Henson’s Dark Crystal limited edition tarot deck I purchased at a used clothing store in Bushwick, ofc
Just drew your fortune from my nana’s tarot deck and it looks like you’re gonna be on Love Island :/
I hate that show, that sucks :/
Hey boys ;)
I should call him….
You’re not gonna SURVIVE #3
