@fidofantasy.bsky.social
I got an F in gym all 4 yrs of high school
05.10.2025 19:04 — 👍 83 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 1
Depression, I am in you!!!!!
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Boyfriend just said The Postal Service sounds “Owl City-ish”
03.10.2025 00:03 — 👍 26 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
Boy Brunch ☀️
@br3l00m.bsky.social @fidofantasy.bsky.social
Siri, ffs
13.09.2025 17:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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13.09.2025 13:30 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
I have been seeing these women for 10+ years and remain suchhh a fuckinggg stann
13.09.2025 01:56 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Locked myself out of my apartment 2 hrs. before a wedding
12.09.2025 20:07 — 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
A multi-partnered relationship where you all kinda hate each other a little bit? You mean a…
01.09.2025 20:01 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I just know the texture of this shirt is going to feel like razor blades, barbed wire, and asbestos
30.08.2025 15:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Your power
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The bar playing Heartstopper during the DJ set feels like when they include a clip of someone cutting soap in the corner of a video to keep the viewer’s attention.
It worked by the way
I can never tell how long a home improvement project takes… This either took 30 minutes or the entire summer
30.08.2025 15:31 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0FINEEEE I’ll rewatch Buffy from episode 1!!!
30.08.2025 15:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Chew on That Thang.
@dickveindyke.bsky.social | @domusdommi.bsky.social | @br3l00m.bsky.social
Wow
19.08.2025 20:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Also:
-Compact Casanova
-Bitty Beast
-Mini Menace
-Pocket Powerhouse
This was my 1st and it’s everything people say it is. Looking forward to seeing you at the next one 🕺🫂🕺!!
19.08.2025 20:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Like this for 20 extra Bing Bong points
19.08.2025 20:43 — 👍 74 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 0
I Honched.
I Hoed.
I Honchoed.
Will be in attendance at Honcho this week
13.08.2025 07:27 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I tried their Mango Lemonade once and then painted my living room thrice
08.08.2025 21:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Every week Celsius is like “🔔🚨NEW FLAVOR ALERT: Cosmic Tropical General Tso’s Parmesan + Fiji Apple🚨🔔” and I’m first in line to try it
08.08.2025 21:01 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Aw shucks 👉👈
04.08.2025 17:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The water that boils the egg 🥚
Also softens the potato 🥔
Drag queen Delta Work's face is shown three times in a horizontal line. Text beneath reads "IT'S REALLY FIERCE AND REALLY DIVA TO BE POLITE TO PEOPLE".
11.01.2025 01:55 — 👍 26 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
