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Democrats vow to get more misogynistic in appeal to voting-age men
28.05.2025 14:22 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Stocks open lower today as markets react to news of JD Vance killing the Pope
21.04.2025 13:49 — 👍 136 🔁 32 💬 0 📌 0BREAKING: 400 countries in active trade negotiations with the US, trade advisor says
15.04.2025 13:17 — 👍 31 🔁 5 💬 13 📌 1Stocks up higher after President Trump encourages markets to "BE COOL"
09.04.2025 14:05 — 👍 24 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 1BREAKING: Conservatives begin boycott of stock markets, citing anti-Trump bias
08.04.2025 18:59 — 👍 20 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0BREAKING: US-backed President of South Korea Yoon Suk-yeol found guilty in martial law declaration, permanently removed from office
04.04.2025 03:08 — 👍 21 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Elon Musk gives a Nazi salute at Trump's inauguration
Opinion | Not everyone you disagree with is a “Nazi”
19.03.2025 14:09 — 👍 20 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Democrats vow to abandon new segment of their base every month until morale improves
07.03.2025 14:49 — 👍 54 🔁 17 💬 2 📌 1Florida Governor Ron DeSantis offers South Korean President Yoon political asylum
04.12.2024 01:43 — 👍 31 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0Opinion | You can't even declare martial law these days with all the cancel culture going on.
by Yoon Suk-yeol
Markets soar as South Korean President declares military dictatorship
03.12.2024 16:02 — 👍 29 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0US police departments across the nation say they won't be disciplining officers found to be on membership lists of right-wing extremist organizations, saying it would cause a severe manpower shortage in every department
22.11.2024 17:06 — 👍 95 🔁 33 💬 2 📌 2Israel accuses civilian targets of embedding inside civilian areas
21.11.2024 20:14 — 👍 42 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 0The White House says the ICC arrest warrants against Israeli PM Netanyahu may scupper ongoing ceasefire negotiations that aren't actually happening
21.11.2024 18:23 — 👍 38 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 0
