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Because of the restraining order.

I recall hunching over the water fountain at recess, the smell of sunbaked blacktop in my nose, straining to catch a drop of water from the pitiful dribble, the bully growling, “Save some for the fishes,” as his knuckles pound into my kidney. I drop to the hot ground. “The plural is fish,” I rejoin.

Election chiefs huddle to combat Trump’s meddling, and an illegal draft executive order aims to give him control of elections The most restrictive voting bill ever passed by a chamber of Congress. The Department of Justice’s grab for state voter rolls. And a potential executive order giving President Donald Trump the power t...

Anyone on the left who calls you a doomer now probably called you worse in 2016.

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My mother always told me to go with what you’re good at.

The president would like you to believe that, on one misty 1976 evening at Club 54, he could have banged Debbie Harry.

Late-stage capitalism is a first-person shooter game.

Speak taupe to power.

Obama’s nuclear agreement with Iran was pretty fucking close to free.

That’s four infrastructure weeks, two healthcare plan incubations, or 2.54 Scaramuccis.

Intersectionalism is complicated.

Overachieving plumber excited for global war to safeguard democratic principles with which he is understandably unfamiliar in this classic Pixar fish-out-of-water end times caper.

At this age, every middle school reference is a deep cut.

Brace yourself for Eli Whitney posters at the Department of Agriculture.

I wish the lord would take me now.

Leave it to Scavino to put 2 and 2 together.

Imagine being stuck at this kids table with Shirley Temples during World War 3.

Did Wesley Hunt stop watching the Sopranos after the opening credits?

The military industrial complex can’t give Aaron Rupar one measly weekend off?

Bored of peace

Viognier killed the dinosaurs.

Alarmed dogs can smell the pheromones you secrete when reading the news.

I wasn't always an evil accountant.

Post-colonialism is weird like that.

Nothing is cooler than knowing an Iron Age temple you excavated 30 years ago is still on permanent museum display whenever you get lonesome for it.

Her work is so solid!

Cooper and Westbrook sandbagged me with this thing in a list of 10 "seen and unseen" tablets to translate in 8 hours. I think they let me use von Soden for this specimen (for a lexical list no less?). Their version of hazing in 1999.

The White House is totally doubling down on Operation Streisand Effect.