weisselberger

weisselberger

@weisselberger.bsky.social

70,173 Followers 1,272 Following 4,830 Posts Joined May 2023
4 hours ago

Okay, but the 3.15 update has a lamb vindaloo emoji.

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5 hours ago
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Why don't you just wait outside?

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5 hours ago

Don't look at me.
Only Congress can declare excursion.

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5 hours ago
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5 hours ago
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Coming soon to a theater near you.

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6 hours ago

Is that line in the film? I can’t remember.

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6 hours ago

I don’t follow me.

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6 hours ago
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Saturating the economy with personality disorders to own the libs.

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7 hours ago

Dear World: We are making the hostage sign.

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7 hours ago

Professional courtesy

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8 hours ago

Translation: Yeah, it’s the oil we wanted.

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11 hours ago
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a woman is sitting in front of a sign that says ' miss cleo knows ' on it . ALT: a woman is sitting in front of a sign that says ' miss cleo knows ' on it .

This guy is incredible.

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1 day ago

All's fair in love and excursion.

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1 day ago
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I also can’t define the clitoris.

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1 day ago

Excursion is hell.

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2 days ago

He 100% tells people it still fits him.

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2 days ago

That ought to show them.

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2 days ago
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a woman wearing a pink jacket and a white hat says " absolutely nothing " ALT: a woman wearing a pink jacket and a white hat says " absolutely nothing "
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2 days ago

Your straw man is broken.

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2 days ago

Plus babies don’t eat tacos.
Don’t ask me how I know.

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2 days ago

You purists are so tiring. Live a little!

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2 days ago

$11.3 billion would buy so many tacos.

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2 days ago

Careful how you use it. Excursion is hell.

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2 days ago

There are strained carrots flung everywhere off-camera.

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2 days ago

It was always our intention to attack Iran for threatening us imminently.

A lot of time and thought went into this longstanding planned response to imminence.

Haven’t you heard of the fog of excursion?

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2 days ago

When we’re not busy creating a black market economy for birth control, tsunami of unplanned pregnancies, fiscal void in daycare, SNAP, & child development services, we’re also taking away your vote to do anything about it.

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2 days ago

The tribunal before the Chicago Manual of Style will not be televised.

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2 days ago

Princess Diana said it never happened

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2 days ago

Save cheating for your marriages.

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