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It’s not a right, shitface. It’s the job.

04.03.2026 15:36 — 👍 18    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

“Go and be merciless,” said no Jesus ever.

04.03.2026 15:33 — 👍 21    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Raise your hand if you didn't commit any war crimes today.

04.03.2026 01:31 — 👍 156    🔁 8    💬 21    📌 2

No one knows more about escorts.

03.03.2026 20:12 — 👍 306    🔁 6    💬 14    📌 0
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To be fair, we'd all cheat on him.

03.03.2026 20:05 — 👍 28    🔁 4    💬 5    📌 0

He said the same thing about Democrats during the State of the Union. Are we next?

03.03.2026 17:51 — 👍 36    🔁 9    💬 2    📌 0

I once broke up Bobby Jr. and Don Jr. fighting over a toilet seat powder.

03.03.2026 17:31 — 👍 53    🔁 6    💬 3    📌 0
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Pam Bondi spotted melting into a sputtering puddle of bleach blonde fondue.

03.03.2026 17:19 — 👍 58    🔁 6    💬 7    📌 0

He wants less killing like he wants less bacon.

03.03.2026 13:47 — 👍 51    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

When even neo-cons think your war is dumb…

02.03.2026 23:44 — 👍 44    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

This administration cancels cancer research at universities and kidnaps children from elementary schools in its own country.

02.03.2026 23:42 — 👍 98    🔁 36    💬 7    📌 0
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a man is wearing a sweater and saying come on man ALT: a man is wearing a sweater and saying come on man
02.03.2026 23:38 — 👍 34    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pro-life unless it’s a different zip code.

02.03.2026 23:31 — 👍 54    🔁 9    💬 3    📌 0
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Trump’s Funding Freezes Against Universities in 5 Charts The administration’s unprecedented move to target select universities with funding cuts has faced lawsuits and thrown institutions into disarray.

unless

www.insidehighered.com/news/governm...

02.03.2026 23:13 — 👍 28    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

You don't even accept the Constitution as Constitutional.

02.03.2026 23:11 — 👍 77    🔁 16    💬 3    📌 0
Marco On Fox: Hillary " The Architect Of Leading From Behind" | Marco Rubio for President
YouTube video by Marco Rubio Marco On Fox: Hillary " The Architect Of Leading From Behind" | Marco Rubio for President

Um, okay.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4oq...

02.03.2026 22:55 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Defensive in design. Cool.

02.03.2026 22:54 — 👍 28    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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Melania Trump chairs the Council of Nicaea, which rules the president is half-divine, half high-fructose corn syrup.

02.03.2026 21:27 — 👍 57    🔁 7    💬 6    📌 3
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Trump honors Ghostface as Scream franchise tops 50,000.

02.03.2026 20:42 — 👍 38    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 0

This is exactly the America we were promised if Marty McFly didn’t punch Biff at the prom.

02.03.2026 17:30 — 👍 332    🔁 60    💬 9    📌 3
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Trump honors Ghostface as Scream franchise tops 50,000.

02.03.2026 20:42 — 👍 38    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 0

Jesus refuses to heal shambolic leper.

02.03.2026 18:09 — 👍 61    🔁 4    💬 5    📌 2

“No stupid rules of engagement” had better be a first-round entry into Bartlett’s Familiar Quotations.

02.03.2026 17:27 — 👍 49    🔁 9    💬 5    📌 1

Gimme two weeks.

02.03.2026 17:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It burns more than the crucifix. I don’t understand it.

02.03.2026 17:04 — 👍 48    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Iran is getting the most beautiful beachfront ballroom.

02.03.2026 17:03 — 👍 35    🔁 3    💬 4    📌 0

We project operations lasting 2.5 Scaramuccis or 4-5 infrastructure weeks.

02.03.2026 16:59 — 👍 45    🔁 7    💬 4    📌 0

Not if you’re seated at the kids table of the Armed Services Committee.

02.03.2026 16:58 — 👍 31    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

They had the concept of a plan of a threat.

02.03.2026 16:55 — 👍 79    🔁 12    💬 6    📌 1

Because of the restraining order.

02.03.2026 04:18 — 👍 46    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0