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This is how you write a goddamn headline.

Weekday hosts, opportunity knocks!

Two weeks? Guess it was either war or generate a healthcare plan

Trump Bought Netflix Debt Amid Paramount's Fight for Warner Bros. — The Hollywood Reporter New financial disclosures released Wednesday show that the President acquired Netflix bonds as Paramount was trying to pry WBD away from the streaming giant.

Netflix had to submit an advanced look at its books to DOJ for merger approval.

If any of “Trump’s lawyers” are funneling discovery intel to the White House, then the antitrust division is nothing more than an insider trading network.

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Not the first time Dan Crenshaw had trouble seeing trouble coming from his right.

We will incinerate your school, flay your pets, fuck your sister, and grind your bones for bread.

Why is CNN so mean to me?

Death by a thousand adverbs

What odds is Polymarket giving for "happily ever after"?

It's lawn decor from Wayfair.

As Jesus says in Two Corinthians, "Mercy is for pussies."

"objectable"

There's not enough Febreze and sage in the world...

RIGHT?!

facts

Men will do ANYTHING to avoid couples counseling.

When the edible is taking forever

Kilmeade would be an upgrade at this point.

It’s not a right, shitface. It’s the job.

“Go and be merciless,” said no Jesus ever.

Raise your hand if you didn't commit any war crimes today.

No one knows more about escorts.

To be fair, we'd all cheat on him.

He said the same thing about Democrats during the State of the Union. Are we next?

I once broke up Bobby Jr. and Don Jr. fighting over a toilet seat powder.

Pam Bondi spotted melting into a sputtering puddle of bleach blonde fondue.

He wants less killing like he wants less bacon.

When even neo-cons think your war is dumb…