Zach

"one Manhattan per child" with all of the ingredients on my steps

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I mean she’s absolutely mid but the notion that is remotely a representative sample of your median Democratic voter is also dubious. Most voters are mid and most of them approve of her!

The destruction of the White House is such an ungodly abomination that, of course, the New York Jets are involved.

You have to be willing to walk away from these guys if they let you down, just as a matter of basic self respect. It's not a fandom. You're hiring them to do a job or not.

Orange Cassidy on the Katie Nolan podcast. ⤵️

Orange rules. But whatever. 🍊

Thune: "If the Democrats had won the majority, they probably would've tried to nuke the filibuster. And then you'd have four new senators from Puerto Rico and DC, you'd have a packed Supreme Court, you'd have abortion on demand ... "

Trump: "I'm very careful when I walk down stairs, like I'm on stairs, I walk very slowly. Nobody has to set a record. Just try not to fall because it doesn't work out well."

Still not over it.

On the bright side, Matt Shaw didn’t even need to abandon his team in order to attend the Mets’ funeral tonight

…Robert Redford had such otherworldly self-confidence that he lost the role in The Graduate because he couldn’t understand what it was like to be rejected by a woman, while Paul Newman spent much of his youth and adolescence a neurotic mess who couldn’t talk to girls. Let’s be historically correct.

@govpritzker.illinois.gov's take on Kirk is the correct one:

"Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."

On point. So glad Democrats are saying this.

Side note: vaccines are safe and effective. Talk with your doctor about getting the vaccines that are right for you this fall including flu and COVID. Please and thanks!

Pritzker: "When did we become a country where it's ok for the US president to insist on national television that a state should call him to beg for anything? Especially something we don't want. Have we truly lost all sense of sanity in this nation that we treat this as normal?"

Illinois Gov. Pritzker ahead of Trump National Guard deployment:

"To Chicagoans... Look out for your communities and your neighbours. Know your rights. Film things that you see happening... Authoritarians thrive on your silence. Be loud for America."

We need a vision of freedom that includes people like the Madden sisters being free to live their lives to the extent of their capabilities.

yeah it has nothing to do with the airport and everything to do with the fact that the area coalesced in the '50s and '60s and there's been enough moneyed interests there since the '80s to keep rezoning on the backburner.

The funniest thing about this is that *if* he’s telling the truth about the Dupont Circle incident and it happened on May 2nd, that was an attempted robbery where the thieves got nothing, harmed no one, and were arrested quickly, which is exactly what you would imagine TCW would want!

I'm excited for "use code VOLPEDO to get 4 shirts for $120" to hit my inbox

📹 Tony Schiavone discusses Hulk Hogan and his importance to the Turner Network throughout the years.

A nice tribute from him.

#AEWCollision

Oh no I really hope Bill Clinton isn’t in the Epstein files, I’ll have to get rid of my Bill Clinton hat and my Bill Clinton sneakers and my Bill Clinton cologne and my Bill Clinton watch and take down my Bill Clinton flag and I’ll have to delete my Bill Clinton nft trading cards

OH MY GOD

book cover photograph of Dan Pelzer in front of the Columbus Metropolitan Library, "What Dan Read 1962-2025"

Dan Pelzer's handwritten book list, first page: 1962

Final page of Dan Pelzer's book list from 2025. Photo of Dan (man in glasses, polo shirt, and holding a bottle of "Danhattan"

“Nobody loved the library more than Dan.”

A meticulous list kept by Dan Pelzer from 1962-2025, cataloging all the books he borrowed and read from the Columbus Metropolitan Library, shared by his daughter.

I could not could not love this more.

Dan's book list (all 109 pages) at what-dan-read.com

Ozzy is one of like 3 people in Decline of Western Civilization Part 2 that comes off as a decent human being and I always love the scene where Penelope Spheeris interviews him making breakfast while he explains the ups and downs of the business.

This clip aged like fine wine.

BOSH

Dodger and Met fan solidarity on this point

And we don’t even get to hear the swear words!

Me two weeks ago: Jeffrey Epstein killed himself, not to protect anyone, but because entering prison as the world's most illustrious pedophile makes that a logical decision. Conspiracy theories make less sense than the stated story.

Me now: The Pee Tape was shot on Epstein Island.