Stupid-Machine

My inability to not talk loud or look at my phone during an intimate live performance is my most endearing quality

of course they sided with UnitedHealth. If the US had universal healthcare, half of gofundme fundraisers wouldn’t exist

Watch movie, eat ice cream, take shower, take nap is the best way to spend a weekend

My spaghetti bowl runneth over

“Locking in” at home to get stuff done but really just playing game after game of online chess and arguing with reactionary boomers on Facebook.

I’m in.

Is this a cult?

@fairyfemboi.bsky.social , @huxhuxley.bsky.social made me get a bisky.