karasocial relationship 💜

brilliant

I was going to post a boomerang joke but I forgot it.

I'm sure it will come back to me.

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help! my final SSI hearing is coming up very soon (fingers crossed) but i need help with basic necessities now. Bills are through the roof for electric and food, and my son desperately needs a new mattress! anything you can spare will be greatly appreciated. 💜

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the cure for scurvy? you'll know it when you C it

that's a stroke of genius, emma

i'm suddenly seeing a lot of talk about ai character tilly norwood

what prompted that?

you ain't nothing but a corndog

yeh

i'm a nartist

can only be taken down with a coors silver bullet

cumplimentary nuts

cummunist

could you pick your toilet out of a lineup for $1000

oh yeah i'm gonna be flush with cash

plenty of us have to play the cuckold for our stupid shitty vapid bosses from time to time because capitalism extracts a moral cost to establish and maintain class striations, but to be outside of such a situation looking in—to see the grotesque, depraved obeisance within the halls of power

oof.

My dentist told me the pure of heart don’t need to floss

an imaginary threesome, call that a mirage à trois

down at the cheesecake olfactory

got a free thesaurus of malapropisms in a box of my favorite breakfast cereal, 'synonym toast crunch'

entered a contest of sheep malapropisms and won by a lambslide

oops i already did that one [facepalm dot meme]

and obviously they'd be cartunes

if the cars in pixar's cars universe played improvised music together would that be a traffic jam

after several intense and incredible years building @francesmeh.reviews from the ground up, i've decided to step back from my responsibilities as chief posting officer in order to transition into a new role as vice president of fucking your mom

[going door to door with a gas can] trick or treat!

The best thing about the internet is how everyone understands irony.

- What’s your occupation?
- I’m a black market organ dealer.
- Have you no heart, sir?
- Not till Friday.

getting bacta basics

manties

but the Enterprise carpet stays clean because of the vacuum of space