Shane Madej

made this happy little frame for my art website :)

A digital drawing of a werewolf floating amongst tree branches. He is grey and wearing brown ripped pants, a blue scarf around his head and bandages. There are arrows in his back.

sun 🌙 down

Undoubtedly the coolest marine footage ever captured and so I think we are now in the clear to bomb all the oceans and destroy these horrible beasts forever.

Every few years a pilot episode makes me go fully crazy and HELLOOOOOOOO to The Lowdown.

Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife

Digital drawing by Sara Rubin. A grey/purple figure with a pointed face like a bird sits in a grassy patch of flowers that is emerging from a golden portal. The figure is wearing a Pierrot style clown costume with a ruff collar. In his right hand he holds a glowing red heart. The portal is inscribed with the words 'Sever Thy Spirit'

🌟 sever thy spirit 🌙

No but I’m happy to hear it!

the trans pride flag

Here is some non-satire for you:

Trans rights forever.

they need to stop making all these different movies. just make one movie where everything happens

YouTube video by thelukeman FNTS best of August

If you have not checked out @thelukeman.bsky.social's Fortnite Talk show you really should. It's extremely funny and sometimes heartwarming and always very, very human.

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Great! Now if I can only control the nut who writes it! 🤪

Garbage Day remains illuminating.

Aaaaabsolutely

I swear the Lou Malnati's in Naperville IL used to have a The Bodyguard pinball machine featuring a dot-matrix representation of the bad guy's head getting split open by Kevin Costner's bullets. Can still see it. Every time I close my eyes. To date I've found no evidence this pinball machine exists.

screenshot of a skeet that says in all caps “Fantastic-Great job by the Chicago police!!!” and includes a blue heart. this post is a response to misinformation.

me at Riot Fest playing it cool after taking too much LSD:

Just like anti-vaxers, people who dislike immigrants are a weird terrible fringe group and we should treat them like the weird terrible fringe group they are.

We need to stop calling the four humors thing "pseudoscience." There's too much evidence for it in culture, it's real.

me: does joel schumacher do anything any more
@shanemadej.bsky.social: yeah he mostly lays very still under the earth

a drawing of Milhouse from the Simpsons but in the style of the Bauhaus movement captioned everything's coming up Milhaus

I will never apologize for a post

A vintage tile floor from the 1920's inset at a red brick building entrance.

Here is a nice floor.

Now gut him.

Willow would whistle like a tea kettle and pop like a balloon if she ingested 1/100th of your daily Red Bull dose

Why Boomers Have More Money Than Everyone Else New research shows a large and growing divergence in net worth between Americans over age 75 and those under 35.

Oh, it's simple, the Boomers got their $10k college education and their $60k home then decided to pull up the ladders and rip up the roots of the American dream by putting in charge the worst people they could find, such as Ronald Reagan, George W. Bush, and Donald Trump.

Orange cat in repose on a yellow pillow

He’s doing great! Had a checkup a month or two ago and his numbers were pretty similar to last year. Vet said the cancer he has typically affects older cats, so he’s probably keeping it at bay pretty well since he’s on the younger side. But for the time being he’s spry and happy as ever!

I fixed the Cracker Barrel logo if anyone is interested! #illustration #branding

In Highest 2 Lowest there’s a scene that basically ends but then goes on for an extra 20 seconds as Denzel, alone, just does some fingergun humor and then leans back in his chair and says “Oh shucks.”

YouTube video by MattyisTalkingVODs Frog and Toad x Me and Michael

Made a little Anime Music Video for @thelukeman.bsky.social and @pizzasuplex.bsky.social's AMV Night.

If you'd like to also watch you can do so by pressing play.

I’m so pissed that I’ve seen bigger guys than him

This show is amazzziinnnngg one of the funniest shows I’ve seen in a long time

BLACK DAHLIA MURDER REVEALED! Famous cold case finally solved after ChatGPT admits that its code houses the reincarnated spirit of an itinerant salesman who killed elizabeth short while drifting through los angeles in 1947. The chatbot further noted, "killing felt good and I'll do it again if I can"