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@d-dave.bsky.social

Worst guitar player ever.

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They wish this was happening in the shower and they are all naked, wet, and soapy.

23.02.2026 04:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sure a high %age of those guys were loving it and wished they were doing it the showers.

23.02.2026 03:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, like all the arts, is subjective. It just is.

23.02.2026 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm lost as well. The Police were great. Synchronicity is a masterpiece, IMO.

23.02.2026 01:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He was treading on thin ice over using it to go fuck his girlfriend.

23.02.2026 01:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Celebrating like he had anything to do with any of this. Typical MAGA brohard.

23.02.2026 01:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I got called out over there as not a credible source due to a low follower count. More followers = more real, I guess. Dumbfucks just wanna be dumb.

23.02.2026 00:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Googly eye guy celebrating like he actually had anything to do with any of it. Bloody hell.

23.02.2026 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump's endorsement record is not good.

23.02.2026 00:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is good news for Hurd and he's probably pleased by this development.

23.02.2026 00:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This thing looks like a rabid raccoon.

22.02.2026 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2032    ๐Ÿ” 418    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 436    ๐Ÿ“Œ 62

It's quite stunning, really. I am constantly amazed at all this. It's bizarre.

22.02.2026 21:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reading people. Body language. Knowing how to connect with people totally unlike you and with different backgrounds and beliefs. Defusing tense situations. Gaining trust. High endurance, pain tolerance, and work ethic. Reaction time. Prioritizing order of execution. Anticipating peopleโ€™s needs. Tons

22.02.2026 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13169    ๐Ÿ” 1493    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 266    ๐Ÿ“Œ 128
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Brilliant...๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’™

22.02.2026 18:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And it's cringy af.

22.02.2026 18:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Of course it is. We are in the most ridiculously bizarre segment of our timeline since the dawn of mankind.

22.02.2026 18:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Childish.

22.02.2026 18:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Weirdos.

22.02.2026 16:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's clearly an impression. Too coherent.

22.02.2026 16:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Neither of them are 1st, so who gives a fuck?

21.02.2026 19:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LOL Amazing.

20.02.2026 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Holy crap. How exciting is that?

20.02.2026 02:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"Ooh a piece of candy! Ooh a piece of candy! Ooh a piece of candy!"

20.02.2026 02:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LOL This is the lamest distraction attempt ever. So far.

20.02.2026 02:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chiefs are moving to Kansas. It's not just you.

20.02.2026 02:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Brought to you by Stephen Miller:

๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

18.02.2026 19:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Gay. NTTAWWT.

18.02.2026 00:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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